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Speaker Dialogue
[Open. Ext. It's A Wash]
(Steven and Greg are sitting and eating watermelons.)
Steven Mmm. *spits out a seed as it lands on his face* Look, Dad! I'm Amadeus! *in a German accent* My father, he disapproves of me!
Greg Ha! Well check this out.
(He chews a watermelon, lays back, closes his eyes, spits out two seeds, and the seeds land on his eyes.)
Greg Ta-da!
Steven *laughing*
Greg Betcha can't top that.
Steven Bet I can.
(He spits a seed, chews a watermelon, stands up, inhales and hits a can off a cone by spitting the seed at it.)
(Greg is shocked.)
Steven *raises both arms* Haha! *points finger to Greg* Beat that!
Greg Haaa... That was impressive my son, but the name of the game ain't distance nor accuracy.
Steven It ain't?
Greg No Steven, this challenge is all about who can spit the coolest. Allow me to demonstrate. *winks at Steven and then leans over and spits three seeds into a watermelon, which flings them back into his hand*
Steven Wow, Dad! *realizes that Greg isn't responding* Uh... Dad? You okay?
Greg *crouched over* ... Help me, son! *gets back on his feet with Steven's help, groans heavily and then collapses into lawn chair* ... Beat... that.
Steven What! You're asking for it! *proceeds to eat several watermelons* You're really asking for it! *pauses* Hurricane... Spin... Spiiiiiiit!!!! *shoots watermelon seeds everywhere* My hurricane spin spit is unbeatable!
Greg *shocked* By jove! It's full of seeds!
Steven Dad?
Greg Congratulations, son. You win by a mile. *starts to make a crown out of a watermelon slice and crowns Steven* I crown thee, Your Water-Melojesty. (Greg bows and Steven bows back.) My liege.
Greg & Steven *both start laughing uncontrollably and scene suddenly cuts to black momentarily*
[Time Skip—next morning]
[Open. Ext. It's A Wash]
(Steven wakes up still in a lawn chair in front of It's A Wash. He yawns and looks around, noticing tons of oddly-shaped watermelons all around him.)
Steven Huh... ? Holy watermelon! (Steven picks up a watermelon resembling himself.) Is this... ? *gasp* Can it be... ? They're me! They're all me!
[Time Skip—a little later]
Garnet Hmm. This is really impressive.
Pearl I suppose... Your mother had the power to grow sentient plant life to act as her defenders.
Amethyst But Rose's plants moved and stuff. These guys don't do (Amethyst picks up Baby Melon.) ... anything.
Steven Amethyst, be careful. This one's just a baby. Aww! Look at him, so precious.
Greg Ugh... *groans as he steps on a Watermelon Steven* Ohh... This is really weird... What are we gonna do with all of them?
Steven *gasps*
[Open. Ext. Beach City Funland]
Steven There. That's a mighty fine looking table, right Baby Melon? Mm-hmm.
Mr. Smiley Steven! What's going on here? Do you got a permit for this setup?
Steven Oh, uh... Hey Mr. Smiley! Um, here. Try one of my Watermelon Stevens!
Mr. Smiley Hmm, man I don't know, it's kinda weird lookin'. Buut....I'll go ahead and accept your bribe.
Steven Hey there!
Sadie Hey Steven! What's all this about?
Steven Just a little side project that I got going on.
Sadie Oh, really? Ha, that's great. How did you get such handsome watermelons?
Steven Let's just say there's a little Steven in every one of them.
Sadie *laughs* Great sales pitch, dude. So, how much for one?
Steven How much? Uh, I was just gonna give you one, Sadie.
Sadie Come on, I insist. I love supporting local businesses.
Ronaldo Whoa! What's going on here?
Steven Hey Ronaldo.
Ronaldo Don't mind me, just doing some live blogging about your weird watermelons. Check... out... these weird... watermelon guys... down by the Funland... entrance... it's... really... weird...
Sadie Steven, you shouldn't keep your customers waiting like this. I'll just give you five bucks and take one, okay?
Steven Sadie, wai-
Ronaldo What? You're only selling them for five dollars!? Hey everybody!! Come get a Watermelon Steven! He's practically giving them away! Hurry before they're gone forever!
(A crowd of people rush over and buy Watermelon Stevens.)
Steven And another, and another, and another, and another... Cool, one hundred pieces of money.
(Onion gets out from under the table.)
Steven Oh, hey Onion.
(Onion gestures with his hand.)
Steven Umm, you want... my money?
(Onion looks up and shakes his head, repeats hand gesture.)
Steven Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm all out of Watermelon Stevens.
(Onion Points at Baby Melon.)
Steven Sorry Onion, Baby Melon is not for sale.
(Onion steals Baby Melon and runs away.)
Steven Ooniiiooon!!
(Steven runs off, following Onion.)
Steven *growls* Give me back my Baby Melon!
(Baby Melon jumps out of Onion's grip, goes to hug Steven.)
Steven My Baby Melon! Aah, my precious... I... thought I'd never see you again...
(Steven looks surprised at the living baby watermelon. Baby Melon winks.)
Steven You're... ALIVE?! I really shouldn't be so surprised about this.... Oh man, the other ones must be alive too, right?
(Baby Melon hugs Steven.)
(Steven goes all over town and retrieves the Watermelon Stevens and returns buyers' money.)
(Ronaldo starts recording a live video for Weirdstar.Stream.)
Ronaldo "Keep Beach City Weird" presents— oh hang on a second... *gets out spatula and hand mixer* ... first, ever, official, mutant, watermelon, autopsy.
Steven Ronaldo! STOOOP!
Ronaldo Steven! Get out of here! You're gonna ruin my web-sclusive!
Steven Ronaldo, it's ALIVE!
Ronaldo Not for long.
Steven No, don't do it!!
(Ronaldo hits Steven's hand with spatula as Steven reaches for Watermelon Steven.)
Steven Ow...
(Watermelon Stevens take a step forward.)
Ronaldo Wha— G-get away from me! Stay back!
(Watermelon Stevens hiss at Ronaldo and begin to attack him.)
Ronaldo *screams* Noo! *distress sounds*
Steven Nooo!
Steven Ronaldo! I'll go get help!
Ronaldo Steven, is the camera getting all of this!?
(Steven adjusts the camera.)
Ronaldo Sweeeet!!
Ronaldo *more distress, getting kicked by Watermelon feet sounds*
[Open. Ext. Crystal Temple]
Steven Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst!
Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst What?
Steven My watermelons came to life, and they're attacking people!
Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst What!?!?
(Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst gasp in amazement as they walk outside and see crowd of Watermelon Stevens.)
Amethyst Wooow...
Pearl You said they're hurting people?
(Steven nods.)
Garnet Rose's plants lived to fight.
Pearl He can't control them.
(Pearl places her hands on Steven's shoulders.)
Pearl Steven-
(A Watermelon Steven takes a step forward, looking angry.)
Pearl Get in the house.
Steven But-
Pearl Now!
(Pearl pushes him inside, making the watermelons hiss loudly.)
Amethyst Oooh what!? Bring it, melons!
Garnet Gems, do your thing.
(Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst begin destroying the watermelons.)
Steven Wait, don't! Come on Baby Melon, we have to stop this.
Garnet Come on!
(Garnet is tackled by many watermelons, bringing her down.)
Steven Everyone! Please stop! I'm okay, look! *raises hands in the air* You don't have to fight anymore!
Amethyst *cries* They're gonna put me in the ground! *cries more* Noo! Noo! Aaah!
(One Watermelon Steven goes to where others are digging a hole, holding purplish flowers.)
Amethyst Those flowers are lovely!! *screams and cries*
Pearl Let go of my spear, you little twerps! I'll destroy you!
(Garnet is still trying to get all the watermelons off her.)
Steven This is bad, Baby Melly. How do we end this carnage?
(Baby Melon closes eyes and punches Steven in the belly, making Steven collapse and grasping the other watermelons' attention.)
Steven Baby... Melon?
(Watermelons tackle Baby Melon, destroying him.)
Steven Wha- Woaaah!
(The crowd of watermelons surround Baby Melon.)
Steven Ugh, let me through, you melon heads!
(Steven stares at the remains of Baby Melon.)
Steven Ba-Baby Melon.... *starts walking to remains* I understand... You stopped the watermelons from fighting everyone else.... by making them fight you.
(Steven holds the remains up for the other watermelons to see, angered.)
Steven Look at what you've done! You think I wanted this?! You should all be ashamed! He knew this is what it would take to calm your rage! ... He understood true loyalty.
[Momentary silence]
Steven Go! Think about what you've done! And don't come back until you understand what he did for me, for all of us!
(Watermelon Stevens begin walking away, taking different paths (into the ocean; on land, etc.)
Garnet Spoken like a true king.
Steven They don't need a king. They're their own melons now.
(Pearl and Amethyst proudly place a hand on Steven's shoulder, smiling.)
(Steven silently begins munching on Baby Melon's remains. Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet frown, glancing at Steven.)
ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunited
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time