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Season 1

Nice van. Really living the high life.

—"Story for Steven"

Season 2

Now, tell me, Steven, aren't we just the spitting image of mischief?
Amethyst: You're wearing slippers!
You don't know what I've done in these shoes.

—"Onion Friend"

And Steven, he loves talking about you.

—"Onion Friend"

It's just a little dish I like to call, "Noodles and Butter".

—"Onion Friend"

It's just been me and Yellowtail for a while.

—"Onion Friend"

Next thing you know, I'm living with the fisherman.

—"Onion Friend"

What can you do? Kids gotta express themselves.

—"Onion Friend"

Oh, whenever Sour Cream starts DJ-ing he uses up all the electricity in the house. Good thing Yellowtail isn't here, it drives him nuts!

—"Onion Friend"

Hey, we don't always get along in this family. Yellowtail and Sour Cream are always at each other's throats. It makes me nuts.

—"Onion Friend"

Looks like he's ready for you Steven.

—"Onion Friend"

You know how much I wanted to be like you? I still think about it. To be honest, that's why I started painting you again. I'm... I'm inspired by you, Amethyst.

—"Onion Friend"

Thanks for breaking into my house.

—"Onion Friend"

Season 3

Thanks for leaving me all the cereal dust, Greg!

—"Greg the Babysitter"

Got to grow up sometime.

—"Greg the Babysitter"

Hello? Uh-huh. Wait, what do you mean you can't come? Death in the family? Wait, a hamster doesn't count! You can't do this to me! Look, I -- I really need - Hey! Hello? Aaaah! Lousy 12-year-old!

—"Greg the Babysitter"

And if anything bad happens to my kid, you better pray your space goddess' magic can bring people back from the dead, because I will destroy you.

—"Greg the Babysitter"

Okay? Your shirt's clean. You want it back, or are you just gonna go for a topless stroll?
Greg: Hey, we all got to grow up sometime, right?
That's not really relevant to my question.

—"Greg the Babysitter"