| Speaker
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Dialogue
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| (The screen is filled with static until Steven's face is seen.)
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| Steven
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*adjusts camera* Getting in focus... okay. Hey, I'm Steven, and this is my first unboxing video. I've been a long time fan of the novelty bag community, as you can tell by my *reaches for something* ... Cheeseburger Backpack! *shows backpack to camera and zooms into a stain on the backpack* It's kinda dirty, but that's because I love it so much.*puts bag away* Anyway, I ordered a brand new novelty bag. Let's take a look, together! *blows a raspberry*
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| [Scene closes with a star iris and reopening to the next scene]
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| Steven
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*opens door* So, the package should be here any second now...
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| Jamie
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*facing backwards* Is the camera ready?
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| Steven
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*whispers* Yeah.
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| Jamie
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*inhales* Special, *turns around* delivery! *reveals eyes* Can I get a copy of this for my reel?
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| [The screen fills with static, followed by the next scene]
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| Steven
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*imitates royal horn sounds as he shreds open the box* Bum pa da bum, bum bum bum bum bararam bum bum bum bum, bummm! [Camera zooms out to show the duffel bag] It's the highly anticipated Hot Dog Duffel Bag! Now this is a particularly momentous occasion. Cause this is Wacky Sacks's first duffel bag in their line of sacks!
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| [Camera focuses on the Gems]
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| Pearl
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Steven, are you ready to go on the mission?
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| Steven
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Oh! Uh-uhh, I can't! I'm doing a video review.
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| Amethyst
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Of a box?
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| Steven
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No, of a bag!
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| Pearl
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*cups hands* Ooooh, alright. Well, have fun with your bag!
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| Amethyst
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*points down* Looks like Lion is already "helping".
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| (Lion starts to chew on the box that the Hot Dog Duffel Bag is in.)
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| Steven
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Wha, Lion! (Lion stops chewing.)
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| [Scene closes with a star iris and reopens to another scene]
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| Steven
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[Camera blurs until we hear Steven's voice] *panting* Ok, looks about... 6 and a half hot dogs long, and for all you international viewers that's about... 7 metric bratwursts. *feels the bag* Hmm, the bun fabric is really soft, the hot dog part feels kinda scratchy and stiff. *pulls the hotdog part* *turns the camera onto himself* My dad likes it when the hot dog skin is all crispy and snappy because he thinks it tastes better. I don't think there is such a thing as a bad dog though, only bad chefs. *laughs a little*
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| (The Temple Door activating is heard in the background.)
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| Pearl
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*shouts in the background* Don't let it into the house! No!
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| (Growling is heard as Garnet summons her gauntlets offscreen.)
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| Steven
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*laughs nervously* Sorry for the audio issues, dudes.
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| Amethyst
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*gets tossed across the room* Waaauggh!
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| [Scene closes with static]
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| Steven
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*ignores the chaos* *holds bag* There are three pockets which is really nice, cause sometimes you need more than two! Wacky Sacks is just really thoughtful like that- (The part Steven was holding the bag gets splattered with ink, along with his hand.) Aggh! Ugggh. *looks at hand, then wipes the bag* Hey, good goo resistance! Bonus!
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| [Scene closes with static]
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| Steven
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*is sprayed with ink all over his body* Overall, I'd say this is a pretty good bag, especially if you like hot dogs.
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| Pearl
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Steven!
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| Steven
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*puts on a nervous smile* Hey! so thanks for watching, *growling is heard again* please make sure to subscribe to my channel. (The Slinker's tentacles are caught on tape.) Umm, have a nice day and... *shouts* I love you, bye!
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| Pearl
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*shouts offscreen* STEVEN! STOP FILMING AND HE---
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| [Scene closes with static]
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| [End]
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