Steven Universe (character)/Quotes

“	I summoned my weapon by eating ice cream!	”
—Gem Glow

“	Cookie Cat Crystal Combo powers... ACTIVATE!	”
—Gem Glow

“	No, have you seen my pants? They're also very important.	”
—Frybo

“	I can't just start listening now, I'd be lost! Just like my pants...	”
—Frybo

“	THAT'S UNUSUAL!!	”
—Frybo

“	I wear the pants in this relationship!	”
—Frybo

“	I just turned all my fingers into cats!	”
—Cat Fingers

“	No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers!.... And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers!	”
—Cat Fingers

“	Hi! My name is Steven!	”
—Bubble Buddies

“	I'm a member of the Crystal Gems. We fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff.	”
—Bubble Buddies

“	Definitely... Always... Never do it!	”
—Serious Steven

“	I need to be standing or else it doesn’t work.	”
—Serious Steven

“	Serious Steven... ACTIVATE!	”
—Serious Steven

“	It's not so bad once you get use to it!	”
—Tiger Millionaire

“	"Oh Steven, I told you before not to take peanut butter on missions!"	”
—Tiger Millionaire

“	"I'm not going to say anything, but I expect you to understand that was wrong."	”
—Tiger Millionaire

“	He was the wildest cat in the jungle... So wild that the other cats couldn't take it! So she—I mean he—went to look for somewhere he fit in... Somewhere with other people who felt misunderstood.	”
—Tiger Millionaire

“	So, you from around here? I'm just here on business... I really like your pink fur. You're like the cotton candy of the jungle! I always wanted an animal friend, but I thought it'd be like a goldfish... Or a dinosaur! But I guess fate had other plans for Steven Universe... and his best friend Lion.	”
—Steven's Lion

“	Yay, Lion!	”
—Steven's Lion

“	Welcome to a wonderland of funtronic gameventions!	”
—Arcade Mania

“	What is Opal?	”
—Giant Woman

“	So, when you fuse, do you turn into a GIANT giant woman, or just a regular sized giant woman?	”
—Giant Woman

“	All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman!	”
—Giant Woman

“	I just can't believe you guys are like a bazillion years old! How do you find a cake big enough for all that many candles?	”
—So Many Birthdays

“	But a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering...	”
—So Many Birthdays

“	Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?	”
—So Many Birthdays

“	What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!	”
—Lars and the Cool Kids

“	Try to act like a rich duck.	”
—Onion Trade

“	Fire Salt! Burn! Burn people!	”
—Joking Victim

“	None of you are the handsome one! I'M the handsome one!	”
—Steven and the Stevens

“	They don't have any arms!	”
—An Indirect Kiss

“	Why do I never ask follow up questions? Who will teach little Stevie, now?	”
—Mirror Gem

“	I'm gonna bring the ocean back...or get really thirsty trying.	”
—Ocean Gem

“	I can't believe Lapis would do this. Gems shouldn't fight each other.	”
—Ocean Gem

“	Lapis, I'm coming up to see you, so please don't drown me.	”
—Ocean Gem

“	No prob, Bob.	”
—Ocean Gem

“	I'm used to it.	”
—Space Race

“	That kinda sounds like the opposite of truth....	”
—Keep Beach City Weird

“	Stevenbomb!	”
—Garnet's Universe

“	Garnet learned a valuable lesson that day, that true strength is about more than just how many mountains you can punch in half.	”
—Garnet's Universe

“	I think you can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo.	”
—Horror Club

“	I think you're pretty great...	”
—Rose's Scabbard

“	Maybe when Peridot gets to Earth, she'll see how nice all the people are, and she won't want to hurt anyone.	”
—The Return

“	But this is my home, and you're all my family! I'm...I'M A CRYSTAL GEM TOO!	”
—The Return

“	I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don't want that for you.	”
—Full Disclosure

“	Pizza rain! ...But no pizza clouds...	”
—Joy Ride

“	Is that a reference to something?	”
—Joy Ride

“	Wow! I didn't know you wanted to be an actor!	”
—Love Letters

“	Jamie.....	”
—Love Letters

“	You gotta take this online quiz: "Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?"!	”
—Reformed

“	Are you insecure about your relationships and how you're perceived by other people?	”
—Reformed

“	Wow, I want four legs too!	”
—Reformed

“	She got poofed again!	”
—Reformed

“	You can converse with me!	”
—Reformed

“	Is it weird I'm getting numb to this?	”
—Reformed

“	Does that new form... Hurt you?	”
—Reformed

“	Safety is no punchline, Pearl.	”
—Chille Tid

“	"Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live." —Steven Universe	”
—Chille Tid

“	Wow! You're so articulated!	”
—Cry For Help

“	Are you gonna smash stuff with your war hammer?	”
—Cry For Help

“	Square pizza!? What's wrong with this crazy state!?	”
—Keystone Motel

“	I was so happy when Garnet said she was gonna come on this trip with me and Dad... Home's been awful! Here's been awful! I thought you wanted to have a fun time but-- Everyone's been acting awful too! It - It just came with us. I don't understand! Is it... Is it me..?	”
—Keystone Motel

“	Wait... I can't eat such a perfect sandwich all on its own! It needs a side! ...But what?	”
—Onion Friend

“	Cool hospital setting.	”
—Onion Friend

“	Hey, that's your mom! ... What's she getting ready for?	”
—Onion Friend

“	Ah! Wait! What's going on!?	”
—Onion Friend

“	Hah, yeah! We'll see!	”
—Onion Friend

“	That sounds like some strange math... But I'm ready!	”
—Historical Friction

“	Good morning!	”
—Friend Ship

“	Have a great weekend!	”
—Friend Ship

“	At least Pearl's optimistic.	”
—Friend Ship

“	Pearl says: "You're the dull one if you think you can fly this wreck!"	”
—Friend Ship

“	Thanks Amethyst..!	”
—Friend Ship