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Season 1

I summoned my weapon by eating ice cream!

—"Gem Glow"

Cookie Cat Crystal Combo powers... ACTIVATE!

—"Gem Glow"

Ah, sunset. My favorite time of the day... The sun goes down and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky...

—"Laser Light Cannon"

It's like a Dad Museum!

—"Laser Light Cannon"

No, have you seen my pants? They're also very important.

—"Frybo"

I can't just start listening now, I'd be lost! Just like my pants...

—"Frybo"

THAT'S UNUSUAL!!

—"Frybo"

I wear the pants in this relationship!

—"Frybo"

As soon as I bared my butt, I knew he'd crack.

—"Frybo"

I just turned all my fingers into cats!

—"Cat Fingers"

No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers! ... And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers!

—"Cat Fingers"

Hi! My name is Steven!

—"Bubble Buddies"

I'm a member of the Crystal Gems. We fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff.

—"Bubble Buddies"

Definitely... Always... Never do it!

—"Serious Steven"

I need to be standing or else it doesn’t work.

—"Serious Steven"

Serious Steven... ACTIVATE!

—"Serious Steven"

It's not so bad once you get used to it!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

"Oh Steven, I told you before not to take peanut butter on missions!"

—"Tiger Millionaire"

"I'm not going to say anything, but I expect you to understand that was wrong."

—"Tiger Millionaire"

He was the wildest cat in the jungle... So wild that the other cats couldn't take it! So she—I mean he—went to look for somewhere he fit in... Somewhere with other people who felt misunderstood.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

So, you from around here? I'm just here on business... I really like your pink fur. You're like the cotton candy of the jungle! I always wanted an animal friend, but I thought it'd be like a goldfish... Or a dinosaur! But I guess fate had other plans for Steven Universe... and his best friend Lion.

—"Steven's Lion"

Yay, Lion!

—"Steven's Lion"

Welcome to a wonderland of funtronic gameventions!

—"Arcade Mania"

What is Opal?

—"Giant Woman"

So, when you fuse, do you turn into a GIANT giant woman, or just a regular sized giant woman?

—"Giant Woman"

All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman!

—"Giant Woman"

I just can't believe you guys are like a bazillion years old! How do you find a cake big enough for all that many candles?

—"So Many Birthdays"

But a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering...

—"So Many Birthdays"

Pearl, do you like pie?

—"So Many Birthdays"

Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?

—"So Many Birthdays"

This is why I get up in the morning!

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

NOOOOOO! I'll save you, television! Hyah! *straining*

—"Coach Steven"

Try to act like a rich duck.

—"Onion Trade"

Fire Salt! Burn! Burn people!

—"Joking Victim"

None of you are the handsome one! I'M the handsome one!

—"Steven and the Stevens"

They don't have any arms!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Why do I never ask follow up questions? Who will teach little Stevie, now?

—"Mirror Gem"

I'm gonna bring the ocean back... or get really thirsty trying.

—"Ocean Gem"

I can't believe Lapis would do this. Gems shouldn't fight each other.

—"Ocean Gem"

Lapis, I'm coming up to see you, so please don't drown me.

—"Ocean Gem"

No prob, Bob.

—"Ocean Gem"

Pearl: I almost got us killed!
I'm used to it.

—"Space Race"

That kinda sounds like the opposite of truth...

—"Keep Beach City Weird"

Stevenbomb!

—"Garnet's Universe"

Garnet learned a valuable lesson that day: that true strength is about more than just how many mountains you can punch in half.

—"Garnet's Universe"

I think you can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo.

—"Horror Club"

I think you're pretty great...

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Connie: So... what did you think of the ending?
Uh, I thought it was on page 917?

—"Open Book"

Maybe when Peridot gets to Earth, she'll see how nice all the people are, and she won't want to hurt anyone.

—"The Return"

But this is my home, and you're all my family! I'm... I'M A CRYSTAL GEM TOO!

—"The Return"

Season 2

I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don't want that for you.

—"Full Disclosure"

Pizza rain! ...But no pizza clouds...

—"Joy Ride"

Is that a reference to something?

—"Joy Ride"

Wow! I didn't know you wanted to be an actor!

—"Love Letters"

Jamie...

—"Love Letters"

You gotta take this online quiz: "Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?"!

—"Reformed"

Are you insecure about your relationships and how you're perceived by other people?

—"Reformed"

Wow, I want four legs too!

—"Reformed"

She got poofed again!

—"Reformed"

You can converse with me!

—"Reformed"

Is it weird I'm getting numb to this?

—"Reformed"

Does that new form... hurt you?

—"Reformed"

Don't forget the best part!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Steven has an idea!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

You should train Connie to sword fight, she's already so good!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Ms. Knight.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Can we talk for a moment?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Well, Connie is taking sword-fighting lessons from Pearl but I think it's getting a little too serious. She wants Connie to do all this dangerous stuff for me... !

—"Sworn to the Sword"

You wouldn't have happened to see Connie, would you?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Connie... ! I don't want you to do this anymore! Not alone!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

If you're the one protecting me... Then who's the one protecting you!?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Some day soon we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please... Won't you share this jam with me?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

If Connie's going to fight, we're going to fight together!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Safety is no punchline, Pearl.

—"Chille Tid"

"Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live." — Steven Universe.

—"Chille Tid"

Okay, thanks.

—"Cry for Help"

Lion, are you okay?

—"Cry for Help"

Wow! You're so articulated!

—"Cry for Help"

Are you gonna smash stuff with your war hammer?

—"Cry for Help"

Square pizza!? What's wrong with this crazy state!?

—"Keystone Motel"

I was so happy when Garnet said she was gonna come on this trip with me and Dad... Home's been awful! Here's been awful! I thought you wanted to have a fun time but-- Everyone's been acting awful too! It - It just came with us. I don't understand! Is it... is it me..?

—"Keystone Motel"

Wait... I can't eat such a perfect sandwich all on its own! It needs a side! ...But what?

—"Onion Friend"

This is really weird!

—"Onion Friend"

You're Onion's MOM!?

—"Onion Friend"

Why do you hate food?

—"Onion Friend"

Okay, thanks for dinner, time to go, right Amethyst?

—"Onion Friend"

Uh, cool shopping cart.

—"Onion Friend"

You have a little mousie roommate friend!

—"Onion Friend"

You want me to feed our little friend to this snake, huh?

—"Onion Friend"

Sorry, we all got to eat.

—"Onion Friend"

I... can't!

—"Onion Friend"

Cool hospital setting.

—"Onion Friend"

Hey, that's your mom! ...What's she getting ready for?

—"Onion Friend"

Ah! Wait! What's going on!?

—"Onion Friend"

Hah, yeah! We'll see!

—"Onion Friend"

That sounds like some strange math... But I'm ready!

—"Historical Friction"

Good morning!

—"Friend Ship"

We found a seeeecret way to track you, and we'll never tell you how even if you ask nicely. MYAH.

—"Friend Ship"

Have a great weekend! I mean, I hope her weekend is not so great...

—"Friend Ship"

At least Pearl's optimistic.

—"Friend Ship"

It's more of a greenhouse then a spaceship.

—"Friend Ship"

Pearl says: "You're the dull one if you think you can fly this wreck!"

—"Friend Ship"

Thanks Amethyst... !

—"Friend Ship"

I caught a Peridot!

—"Friend Ship"

Keep your hands off my Connie!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Barb! I knew you delivered mail but I didn't know you delivered Sadie!

—"Sadie's Song"

Awwww! You're like... an angry little slice of pie!

—"Catch and Release"

Wait! I have a better idea that doesn't involve destroying the house!

—"Back to the Barn"

You're wrong! If pearls are really like you say they are, then Pearl isn't common at all! She trained herself to fight! She learned how to build things! And she works hard every day to be greater than she already is! That's not common; that's amazing!

—"Back to the Barn"

Because dad, I can't stay a kid forever, when Connie grows up and becomes president what is that gonna make me? First Boy?!

—"Steven's Birthday"

Season 3

No it's just...these things. We can't just leave their gems out there. They're gonna form again later. If I could just bubble them then they'd be safe.

—"Gem Drill"

I've got you! You've got this! We've all got . . . each other!

—"Gem Drill"

Ready Freddy?

—"Same Old World"

No, those are cars. They make a lot of smog though. You'd like it in Jersey. The people here seem to hate the Earth, too.

—"Same Old World"

Yeah, but nothing is still on Earth. Everything's always changing-leaves, cities, even Jersey changes. My dad says the rest stops used to be pretty gross, but now they have sushi. This isn't the same world that held you prisoner, not anymore, and I know it doesn't feel like home but maybe that can change, too.

—"Same Old World"

Cards are a great way to tell someone something if you can't be face to face with them! ..or if they don't wanna see your face.

—"Barn Mates"

Ta-da! Welcome to Funland!

—"Too Short to Ride"

We'll just have to maintain a healthy lifestyle in hopes we grow before the end of the season.

—"Too Short to Ride"

Do you know what this means? You can open really tight jars. You can remove staples without a staple remover. You can open doors without having to touch them after you wash your hands.

—"Too Short to Ride"

Ooh! I'm naked!

—"The New Lars"

Maybe it's running...from itself?

—"Gem Hunt"

Sorry, Sadie. That's just Amethyst being Amethyst... by not being Amethyst...

—"Crack the Whip"

Everybody always tells me how great Mom was. I just don't feel like I can ever measure up to her.

—"Bismuth"

That's just what Jasper thinks! She's the only one who thinks that you should be like her! Stop trying to be like Jasper. You're nothing like Jasper! You're like me! Because we're both not like anybody! And yeah, it sucks. But at least I've got you. And you've got me. So stop leaving me out of this.

—"Earthlings"

What? No signal? Come on, I'm right by a satellite!

—"Bubbled"

Season 4

Amethyst: It didn't land.
Pick it back up, pick it back up!

—"Know Your Fusion"

But you didn't mean to hurt him! I know what it's like. Sometimes, you hurt people by accident. Y-you just have to try not to think about it.

—"Mindful Education"

You said you were always trying to make him happy. Did he even know he was making you sad?

—"Future Boy Zoltron"

Okay nobody's gonna say it? She kinda looked like Mom. You noticed. I noticed. We all noticed.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

You're telling me Universe isn't a real last name?!

—"Gem Harvest"

A vegetable grown by a family's love nourishes the body and soul.

—"Gem Harvest"

I love the Gems, but I'm a human too! I never had that chance to know that part of my family! But now I do... I want to be your family! Isn't that why you came back?

—"Gem Harvest"

Rose wanted- what about what I want? I'm sick of everyone lying to me! Rose is my mom, out of anyone, don't I deserve to know the truth?!

—"Steven's Dream"

My dreams... I was seeing through her eyes! I've been crying her tears!

—"Steven's Dream"

This is how I want you to be, but I don't know if this is who you really are.

—"Storm in the Room"

I thought you'd never want to hurt anyone! You hurt everyone! How could you just leave Garnet, and Amethyst and Pearl, and-and Dad?! They don't know what to do without you! Maybe they didn't matter to you as much as hiding the mess you made! And that's why I'm here, isn't it?! Did you just make me so you just wouldn't have to deal with your mistakes?!

—"Storm in the Room"

I get it. I know you didn't want me to deal with your problems. You're a part of me now. I have to deal with what you left behind.

—"Storm in the Room"

Season 5

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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Lapis Lazuli • Fluorite • Padparadscha• Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia