Sour Cream/Quotes

Season 1

“	Yeah, I could rave to this.	”
—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

“	Pants become shorts.	”
—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

“	I think I died.	”
—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

“	I'm Deejay'ing, and a bunch of my friends from the internet are gonna be there. There's gonna be free... glow sticks...	”
—"Alone Together"

“	This is the coolest thing I've ever been hit in the head with!	”
—"Shirt Club"

Season 2

“	Night is whatever you want it to be, time is a illusion.	”
—"Joy Ride"

“	You know what food definitely doesn't smell like freedom? Fish!	”
—"Joy Ride"

“	But my step-dad was all on my case today saying— *makes mumbling noises* —eugh. I'm just like, I don't want to be a fisherman. Everyone knows you can't rave in a raincoat, step-dad!	”
—"Joy Ride"

“	Just let him be a DJ!	”
—"Joy Ride"

“	We just wanted Steven to have some fun. I don't know what's going on with aliens trying to abduct him, and him being his own mom. But it sounds like he's got a lot on his mind.	”
—"Joy Ride"

“	I'm invincible!	”
—"Joy Ride"

Season 3

“	Aw, yeah. This is gonna be sick.	”
—"Drop Beat Dad"

“	It is too a viable career! 80 percent of Germans make their living Deejay'ing! Why can't you just accept that I don't want to be a fishermen like you?	”
—"Drop Beat Dad"

“	That is so legit!	”
—"Drop Beat Dad"

“	Woah. I've never been properly hyped before. Thanks, Dad!	”
—"Drop Beat Dad"

“	I said I don't need you or Guacola to do what I wanna do! I never have! I can do this show on my own!	”
—"Drop Beat Dad"

“	Gee... uh... thanks, Yellow Dad.	”
—"Drop Beat Dad"

“	Meh.	”
—"Greg the Babysitter"

Season 4

“	Did you say plates? Hooray! Now I don't have to do the dishes!	”
—"The Good Lars"

“	You can sit on the bean bag!	”
—"The Good Lars"