Season 1
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Yeah, I could rave to this. |
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—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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Pants become shorts. |
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—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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I think I died. |
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—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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I'm Deejay'ing, and a bunch of my friends from the internet are gonna be there. There's gonna be free... glow sticks... |
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—"Alone Together" |
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This is the coolest thing I've ever been hit in the head with! |
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—"Shirt Club" |
Season 2
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Night is whatever you want it to be, time is a illusion. |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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You know what food definitely doesn't smell like freedom? Fish! |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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But my step-dad was all on my case today saying— *makes mumbling noises* —eugh. I'm just like, I don't want to be a fisherman. Everyone knows you can't rave in a raincoat, step-dad! |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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Just let him be a DJ! |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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We just wanted Steven to have some fun. I don't know what's going on with aliens trying to abduct him, and him being his own mom. But it sounds like he's got a lot on his mind. |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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I'm invincible! |
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—"Joy Ride" |
Season 3
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Aw, yeah. This is gonna be sick. |
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—"Drop Beat Dad" |
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It is too a viable career! 80 percent of Germans make their living Deejay'ing! Why can't you just accept that I don't want to be a fishermen like you? |
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—"Drop Beat Dad" |
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That is so legit! |
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—"Drop Beat Dad" |
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Woah. I've never been properly hyped before. Thanks, Dad! |
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—"Drop Beat Dad" |
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I said I don't need you or Guacola to do what I wanna do! I never have! I can do this show on my own! |
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—"Drop Beat Dad" |
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Gee... uh... thanks, Yellow Dad. |
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—"Drop Beat Dad" |
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Meh. |
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—"Greg the Babysitter" |
Season 4
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Did you say plates? Hooray! Now I don't have to do the dishes! |
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—"The Good Lars" |
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You can sit on the bean bag! |
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—"The Good Lars" |