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Season 1

Yeah, I could rave to this.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

Pants become shorts.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

I think I died.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

I'm Deejay'ing, and a bunch of my friends from the internet are gonna be there. There's gonna be free... glow sticks...

—"Alone Together"

This is the coolest thing I've ever been hit in the head with!

—"Shirt Club"

Season 2

Night is whatever you want it to be, time is a illusion.

—"Joy Ride"

You know what food definitely doesn't smell like freedom? Fish!

—"Joy Ride"

But my step-dad was all on my case today saying— *makes mumbling noises* —eugh. I'm just like, I don't want to be a fisherman. Everyone knows you can't rave in a raincoat, step-dad!

—"Joy Ride"

Just let him be a DJ!

—"Joy Ride"

We just wanted Steven to have some fun. I don't know what's going on with aliens trying to abduct him, and him being his own mom. But it sounds like he's got a lot on his mind.

—"Joy Ride"

I'm invincible!

—"Joy Ride"

Season 3

Aw, yeah. This is gonna be sick.

—"Drop Beat Dad"

It is too a viable career! 80 percent of Germans make their living Deejay'ing! Why can't you just accept that I don't want to be a fishermen like you?

—"Drop Beat Dad"

That is so legit!

—"Drop Beat Dad"

Woah. I've never been properly hyped before. Thanks, Dad!

—"Drop Beat Dad"

I said I don't need you or Guacola to do what I wanna do! I never have! I can do this show on my own!

—"Drop Beat Dad"

Gee... uh... thanks, Yellow Dad.

—"Drop Beat Dad"

Meh.

—"Greg the Babysitter"

Season 4

Did you say plates? Hooray! Now I don't have to do the dishes!

—"The Good Lars"

You can sit on the bean bag!

—"The Good Lars"

Oh, the fliers. No its Onion. He's been missing for a couple of days now. My Mom and Yellow Dad are starting to get worried. You haven't seen him around lately, have you?

—"Are You My Dad?"

Meh. I'm sure he's fine. If he's anything like me when I was a kid, he's probably... I dunno.. raving in a friend's backyard. Anyway, I better hang the rest of these up. Can you make sure Lars and Sadie get one of these? I wanted to hang one on the Big Donut but it's closed.

—"Are You My Dad?"

Season 5

Jack and the Frosted Tips?

—"Sadie Killer"

What? Can't let your audience get too comfortable.

—"Sadie Killer"
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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Lapis Lazuli • Fluorite • Padparadscha• Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia