Season 1

Lay off!


Um, Steven, you wanna take the freezer with you?

—"Gem Glow"

Oh Steven, that's adorable!

—"Cat Fingers"

Lars, quit being a jerk and help!

—"Bubble Buddies"

Lars, I'm really confused...

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Yeah, you better run!

—"So Many Birthdays"

*with Lars* Okay, we love you, Steven! Bye bye, now!

—"Rose's Room"

We can't work out without your mad coaching skills!

—"Coach Steven"

No way, it’s your turn. I cleaned the last five "Stevens".

—"Joking Victim"

Steven, he's made a fool of me!

—"Joking Victim"

That night we played video games, I don’t know what it meant to you... But ever since then, I can’t get the thought out of my head that you’re a good person. That night, I really thought... Player Two. Is that just your way of saying I could’ve been anyone?

—"Joking Victim"

Uh, I think I'm as excited as I can get about setting up extra seating for the summer rush.

—"Mirror Gem"

Why don't you ever let me help you?!

—"Island Adventure"

How did you get such handsome watermelons?

—"Watermelon Steven"

Hey, mom? You know how I said you didn't have to make me those lunches anymore?

—"Lion 3: Straight to Video"

No, no, it's on the house.

—"Alone Together"

When stuff gets hairy, I just keep my eyes forward, you know?

—"Horror Club"

What's that cute flyer for, Steven?

—"Shirt Club"

Season 2

Who saved us? Um, well, wasn't it Steven' I-I think they pretty much keep to themselves. Steven says that they protect the planet and the human race and that they have magic powers. It sounds hard to believe, but I've seen some pretty wild stuff.

—"Rising Tides, Crashing Skies"

Yeah, you know what? Yeah! Who cares, right? What am I afraid of? This could be fun!

—"Sadie's Song"

I just thought, for once, I'd get to do things my way, but you came in and took over everything like you always do!

—"Sadie's Song"

I don't wanna do this!

—"Sadie's Song"