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Season 1

I went back and paid for them.

—"Gem Glow"

All that matters is that Steven is happy.

—"Gem Glow"

Pay attention to these petals, Steven. The petals' dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time based on the physical properties of this planet. With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance!

—"Gem Glow"

Some of us are trying to protect humanity!

—"Laser Light Cannon"

Don't touch those, their shards are deadly!

—"Cheeseburger Backpack"

Oh, Amethyst, there you are. Care to explain what one of my swords was doing in your room?
Amethyst: Having a "sword party."
Oh, please, you took it!

—"Together Breakfast"

These shards have a powerful partial consciousness that has been harnessed by gems throughout history in order to create semi-sentient drone soldiers with the capacity to follow basic orders. Gems once created an army of these drones, but found their obedience waned as the shards overdeveloped inside their uniforms and turned on their commanders. You see, any shard inside any sort of container could become a monster!

—"Frybo"

Mr. Fryman: You were great, Frybo. The kids today just didn't understand. Now, they never will.
Weren't people scared of it before it attacked them?

—"Frybo"

Steven: Pearl, I think our work here is done.
Put your clothes on, Steven.

—"Frybo"

This just goes to show that you should always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst.
Amethyst: That's fair.

—"Cat Fingers"

Let's set up a playdate! I'll write up an invitation and work out a schedule. Oh! We'll have to find out her favorite kind of tea.

—"Bubble Buddies"

I misunderstood the point of this ride.

—"Serious Steven"

Steven, what have I told you about touching magical artifacts?!

—"Serious Steven"

We want to stop all wrestling everywhere! Are you going to let us destroy all wrestling? Eheheh.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.

—"Arcade Mania"

Is water just hydrogen and oxygen "mashed together"?

—"Giant Woman"

Amethyst: Well, I'm going with not Pearl.
Well, that's perfect, because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.

—"Giant Woman"

GAH! You will remove that this instant!

—"So Many Birthdays"

You have to feel like yourself! Sweet and considerate, and only occasionally obnoxious!

—"So Many Birthdays"

I can't leave you guys alone for a second.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

Amethyst: *innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo.
Oh, walk it off!

—"Beach Party"

Nanefua Pizza: Hit Amethyst into the air as hard as you can!
With pleasure.

—"Beach Party"

There are... different ways of being strong.

—"Coach Steven"

Steven: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Just today you were crying about snakes.
Steven: They don't have any arms!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

AMETHYST, NO ROUGHHOUSING! YOU'LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK!!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Oh, how do I put this? All Gems aren't necessarily... good.
Amethyst: All those monsters we fight used to be just like us! Right, Pearl?
Yes. But they've become corrupted and broken. We have to take care of them, subdue them, contain them. It's the best we can do for them, for now. If we don't, then...

—"Ocean Gem"

Ugh... I hate fighting me!

—"Ocean Gem"

'UUU Space Travel?' What is this?

—"Space Race"

I hear what you're saying, and I agree - it would be incredibly dangerous; a fool's errand. This chair is disgusting. But aren't the true fools the ones who don't seize an opportunity, despite all the inherent risks? And I'd be able to show Steven the wonders of the cosmos! And maybe just for a second, from a distance, I could see what's been going on without me. All right! Lets do it!

—"Space Race"

This will be perfectly fine, just a pop over to the nearest star system. I'll give him back in 50 years.

—"Space Race"

I'm so sorry... I almost got us killed!

—"Space Race"

Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control.

—"Keep Beach City Weird"

Why does it have to be dinner? We get all the energy we need from our gems, and while our human constructs are capable of eating, I find it very uncomfortable.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Let go of my spear, you little twerps. I'll destroy you!

—"Watermelon Steven"

I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean often.

—"Lion 3: Straight to Video"

Oh, Steven, you're supposed to sneeze into your antecubital fossa.

—"Warp Tour"

I hope you can forgive me. You're the one good thing that came out of this mess, I always thought you were proud of that.

—"On the Run"

Stop... coming... here... you... STUPID... BALLS!

—"Marble Madness"

No! Rose didn't have a lion!

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Everything I ever did, I did for her. And now she's gone. But I'm still here.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

I can't believe my flipping eyes!

—"The Message"

Season 2

That could have gone... a lot worse.

—"Full Disclosure"

You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!

—"Full Disclosure"

I don't understand your human relationships. So, um... goodbye!

—"Full Disclosure"

WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE, THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!

—"Say Uncle"

I'M NOT OVERREACTING!

—"Say Uncle"

That's not my baby!

—"Say Uncle"

Greg: Aw jeez, what time is it?
N... ight... time?

—"Story for Steven"

Steven: You have to help me take down all the shirts and stop Buck from making more!
Have the shirts come to life and possessed the bodies of their wearers?!

—"Shirt Club"

Are the shirts destroying the wearer's will to continue on in this mortal coil, thereby shutting down Beach City?!

—"Shirt Club"

Do you understand that cartoon show?

—"Reformed"

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE!?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Rose made me feel... like I was everything.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Her fingers were too fast for us!

—"Keeping it Together"

Listen, Mr. Universe. Rose may find you charming, but that's only because you're human. You're a novelty, at best.

—"We Need to Talk"

Amethyst: I think this one's my favorite.
... I think he's her favorite too.

—"We Need to Talk"

I don't get tired; I get results.

—"Chille Tid"

No! No, no, no, no! We just needed a reason to fuse! I just wanted to share a few more victories with you!

—"Cry for Help"

I am a gem of many talents. A dedication to fact is just one of them.

—"Historical Friction"

Oh, what's 200 years between friends?

—"Historical Friction"

Look! I was right! My plan worked perfectly.

—"Friend Ship"

That's it, I'm taking her out!

—"Friend Ship"

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!

—"Friend Ship"

Okay, I realize that was a bit of a fiasco.

—"Friend Ship"

It's Peridot.

—"Friend Ship"

Ha! She's desperate.

—"Friend Ship"

Steven: What is-
Excellent question, Steven!

—"Friend Ship"

Peridot is running out of options!

—"Friend Ship"

*interrupting Garnet* Ah yes! The task at hand! No more dawdling, let's go catch Peridot!

—"Friend Ship"

Please! Tell me! How can I make you forgive me!?

—"Friend Ship"

But it's true. No matter how hard I try to be strong like you... I'm just a Pearl... I'm useless on my own... I need someone to tell me what to do... When we fuse, I can feel what it's like to be you..! Confident and secure and complete... You're perfect... You're the perfect relationship... You're always together... I just—I wanted to be a part of that...

—"Friend Ship"

Well, yes. What other option do we have? Keep her outside on a leash? *laughs* Ha ha... Hmm...

—"Catch and Release"
  • looks at chalkboard* Ugh... sorry, Steven, it's a lovely drawing but it won't look like this.
—"Back to the Barn"

NOBODY! *snatches the sash out of Peridot's hands*

—"Back to the Barn"

Now listen here, you tiny twerp! In case you've forgotten, you're on our turf now! And I didn't fight a thousand-year war for this planet's independence to take orders from the likes of you!

—"Back to the Barn"

Mine's taller. I win.

—"Back to the Barn"

That's right! I am a pearl! *punches Peridot in the face*

—"Back to the Barn"

What you're saying may be true, but it doesn't matter! (Pearl's robot jumps up.) I'm still gonna kick your butt!

—"Back to the Barn"
  • takes the power drill* You're holding it upside down. *hands the drill back*
—"Back to the Barn"

They're called wheels.

—"Back to the Barn"

Peridot, if you can get the magnetron out of that microwave, we'll have everything we need... except for the drill head.

—"Too Far"

We leave for one second and everything goes off the rails!

—"Too Far"

It's fine, it's fine, we'll build it bigger, stronger, we'll add SEATBELTS!

—"Too Far"

That's right, you can feel horrible all you want back at the Temple.

—"Message Received"

Amethyst, really, this is no time to be fooling around.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Season 3

Be careful, Steven. Watch each other's backs.

—"Super Watermelon Island"

How on Earth did you bubble that whole thing?!

—"Gem Drill"

Oh, honestly, you call everyone a clod.

—"Hit the Diamond"

Earl!

—"Hit the Diamond"

I would've liked a hug.

—"Steven Floats"

This is what did it? Burgers?

—"Mr. Greg"

She always did what she wanted.

—"Mr. Greg"

Connie, you are my pupil, so I know your combat skills are excellent. But I'm afraid this is too risky. You've never been in a real fight before.

—"Gem Hunt"

And who's your favorite gem?

—"Gem Hunt"

Steven? Connie? Is this because of the "Favorite Gem" thing? Heh, that was just a joke! ...don't tell Garnet.

—"Gem Hunt"

Connie: Of course, be safe!
That's my line.

—"Crack the Whip"

I'm glad you asked! Pearl points are awarded for punctuality, perseverance, and positivity. We may be smaller, weaker, and less gifted than our opponents but with these P's, we have the keys to success aaaand to the Pearl prize pouch!

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

I've modified them to accommodate less...lethal training.

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

What did you two do?! You've ruined the ruins!

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

Season 4

Oh, yes. But I can make it look even gooder. It's cool, because the collar isn't supposed to go that way.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Nostalgic for the suburbs? Psh, they've only existed for, what, 70 years?

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Uhh... I just didn't realize humans could come with pink hair.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Amethyst: Well, you sure showed those cups who's boss.
Amethyst, seat belt.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

New Pearl. No plan.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

What was I supposed to tell the DMV? That I’m from another planet?! I'm not exactly a citizen, Steven!!!

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

I was going to drink a juice and wear these -- ugh -- pants! And hit people gently enough as to not actually hurt them, and you'd say, "Wow, Pearl is really cool!" But nooo, instead, we drove to loud music, chased a mysterious woman into the night, and broke the law. Ugh, I've lost my edge. I should have stayed home with the puzzle.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Steven: You're a criminal now!
"Now"? I've been a criminal for 6,000 years.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

So Andy, we heard you like marriage, so we thought, why don't we all marry each other?!And if that's not human enough for you, we can throw a little being born, and dying!

—"Gem Harvest"

Saving the Earth from Homeworld is its own reward.

—"Gem Harvest"

Yes! Was everyone thanked? Raise your hand if you were thanked!

—"Gem Harvest"

She wanted this so much. I just don’t understand why! “Everything should grow, and everything should change. And – And isn’t it so great how it comes so naturally to humans.” Well, it’s not natural for us! It's not natural... for me.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Blue Diamond!? O-o-on Earth!? Amethyst, turn into a chair. I-I need to sit down.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Oh no. It was very serious. When I still served... Homeworld, I saw it myself. A private menagerie deep in space. Humans in captivity. We were never able to rescue them. We had no way to get to them after the war. But, that was over 5,000 years ago.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

The human zoo. I can't believe it still exists.

—"Gem Heist"

Amethyst guards. Right, like we could just waltz up as an ownerless Pearl, a fusion and, and you.

—"Gem Heist"

You're really gonna tell the Diamonds that you allowed a band of traitorous rebels, to infiltrate a highly secure facility, and escape right under your careful watch? Doesn't seem like a wise thing to do, Holly Blue. So do yourself a favor, and keep your mouth shut. That will be all.

—"That Will Be All"