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Speaker Dialogue
The episode begins in an area with Blue Diamond's broken palanquin.
Steven Lars! Are you okay?
Lars Thanks to your bubble. (groans) My bones are only a little broken.
Steven (chuckles) My bones too. *Holds out hand*
Lars Dude, those giant ladies were furious with you!
Steven They're the Diamonds. They've been after my mom for 6,000 years, and now they're after me! Come on, we gotta move.
They both run.
Lars How are we supposed to get off this planet? Do you even know where you're going?
Steven No, this is my first time here too.
Lars Oh, this is so messed up. What are we gonna eat?
Steven There's tons of food if you like rocks for dinner. *Hears a noise*
Lars Salt is a rock, right? Maybe we could season some dirt and make a meal.
Steven Wait! *Holds out ears*
Lars *Stomach rumbles* Ughhh, sorry.
A Shattering Robonoid comes in.
Steven and Lars Aghh!
Steven They found us! Run!
Lars Wait! If we stand perfectly still it won't see us. I saw it in a movie once!
The Robonoid scans Steven's gemstone.
Lars That sounds good.
The Robonoid prepares to attack.
Steven We should... probably move!
Steven and Lars Aghh!
Lars I think that movie... was about dinosaurs.
Steven Lars, come on!
Lars Woah!!
They both run around a corner.
Lars What are we gonna do? What's gonna happen?
Steven We're gonna run, and... we're gonna be okay!
Lars No! You just don't get it. I hate being scared all the time! I was scared of everything except baking. Actually, I was scared of that too. I never even tried baking baklava because it looked so hard! I never had the guts to stick up for anybody. Not even me! And now I'm hiding again like a big, cowardly loser under some... space building!
Steven Don't beat yourself up like that Lars. That's what the killer robots are for.
Rutile Twins Quickly! Down here!
Lars Steven? What if it's a trap?
Steven Uhh, I don't think we have a choice!
Steven and Lars jump down the hole. Once they reach the bottom they shiver and sigh in relief.
Lars Close one, huh?
Steven Ha, yeah. But, who..?
Rutile Twins Don't worry, you're safe now! We're not gonna hurt you.
Lars Thank you! Whoever... you...
The Rutile Twins' gemstone glows revealing their face and body.
Lars screams and the Rutile Twins cower in response.
Steven It's okay Lars. Thank you for saving us.
Rutile Twins How bizarre! What are they? They certainly don't look like Gems we've ever seen before.
The Rutile Twins gasp as the sound of the Robonoid looms overhead.
Rutile Twins Come, this way. This way, come!
Lars Steven, wait. Is this really a good idea?
Steven They seem... different. I think we can trust them!
Lars and Steven proceed through a cavern with the Rutile Twins as their guide.
Steven Uhm, excuse me, but, uhm, where are you taking us?
Rutile Twins Somewhere... long forgotten. Where only those who don't belong... belong.
Lars Heh, sounds like my kind of place. You don't happen to have any fast-food joints around there, do you?
They arrive at the end of the cavern at the edge of a cliff.
Lars Whoa... what is this place?
Steven A Kindergarten... a (voice echoes) really, really big one.
They continue walking through another cavern and Rutile Twins whistle.
Rutile Twins We're back! Here we are! It's okay to come out!
From inside a Kindergarten hole Rhodonite speaks and climbs outside.
Rhodonite Oh, thank goodness! I hope you weren't followed! You weren't, right, I hope, you double checked! (sees Steven and Lars and gasps, scared) You've been followed!
Steven (comes over and she backs up) Uh, hi. Don't worry, I'm not a threat or anything.
Rutile Twins It's okay, Rhodonite. Relax. We brought them here.
Rhodonite (still unsure) Can we trust them?
Rutile Twins Sure. I think so.
Padparadscha appears from behind, startling Lars.
Padparadscha Everyone, a wondrous prediction has come before me. The twins of Rutile will bring one, no... two... strangers to our current place of hiding!
Rhodonite We know, Padparadscha, your prediction already happened!
Rutile Twins They were being chased by one of those horrible Robonoids.
Rhodonite Don't tell me you tried to fight those things.
Rutile Twins No, no, of course not. These two were about to be scanned when we pulled them under. We were just in time.
From behind, Fluorite appears making Lars scream.
Lars Uhhh... (yells and runs away as she approaches Steven and he hides behind him)
Fluorite They...don'
Rutile Twins That's what I said. I said the same thing!
Steven Hi, I'm Steven. I'm a Gem. Well, half-Gem. And this is Lars. He's all human.
Fluorite That'
Lars We look unusual?!
Rhodonite Of course you do. You can't just walk around on the surface like that! You're off-color, just like the rest of us.
Steven What do you mean... "off-color"?
Rutile Twins You know, wrong. Not... right. Flawed.
Steven Wait... I don't see anything wrong with you guys.
Fluorite't...needed. Padparadscha...can...only...predict...things...that...just...happened.
Padparadscha Here comes Fluorite!
Rhodonite And a fusion like me... is unforgivable. When my-our Morganite found out, let's just say... we were replaced. But my story's nothin'! I mean, Fluorite, how many Gems are you now?
Fluorite Six. Maybe...more,
Rutile Twins And then there's us.
Steven You mean, you're not a fusion?
Rutile Twins We're just a Rutile that came out wrong. We survived because... all the other Rutiles ran away, when we emerged. We survived... because they were afraid of us.
Lars Afraid of you? So... you've been hiding your whole lives. What happens if they find you?
Rutile Twins We'll be... (looks at one another)
Padparadscha Shattered.
Suddenly the sounds and lights of the Robonoids become noticeable.
Rutile Twins Oh no, no!
Fluorite Oh...
The red light of a Robonoid's scanning beam illuminates a nearby tunnel.
Rhodonite (scared) You were followed! They're gonna find us! They're gonna break us!
Steven This is our fault! If it weren't for us, you would be fine!
Rutile Twins We couldn't just leave you there. We had to do something.
Lars (panicked) Steven, what are we gonna do?!
Steven Everyone, hide!
Padparadscha Careful everyone, we're about to be found!
Everyone runs and the Robonoids enter the Kindergarten to begin scanning the room. Fluorite avoids being scanned by a Robonoid circling a stone spire. Steven and Lars hide in another hole.
Steven Lars (puts his hand on his chest), it's okay to be afraid.
Lars stops hyperventilating, looking at Steven.
Lars A-Okay.
Steven and Lars peek out of their hole around the corner just as two Robonoids close in on the Rutiles' gemstone and they gasp.
Rhodonite gasps and covers both her and Padparadscha's eyes.
Steven Oh no!
Lars We gotta do something! (runs out of the hole)
Steven Lars!
Lars runs over to the Robonoids as they close in on the Rutile Twins. He throws a rock at one of them and both turn around to scan him instead.
Steven Lars!
Lars (shuts eyes and stands still) It's okay to be afraid...
The Robonoids finish scanning and move somewhere else.
Steven Oh my gosh, Lars! They were trying to scan your gem! They can't see you!
Lars Alright, looks like the tables have turned!
Padparadscha (comes from behind) Human Lars, (he gets startled), I've been possessed with the most marvelous vision!
Rhodonite looks down at her side and realizes Padparadscha is missing.
Padparadscha (speaks as Lars looks about in worry) You, human Lars, are gemless, and will be safe from the Robonoids, which only target gems! (a Robonoid scans her, finding her gem and preparing to charge its weapon)
Lars kicks the Robonoid away, knocking it over and forcing it to fire its laser at a wall while he grabs Padparadscha and jumps to safety as rubble comes falling down and smashes the Robonoid.
Lars I think... that's the coolest thing I've done in my life.
Steven It's not over yet!
The other Robonoids scan Steven and Padparadscha again and loom ominously with their eye-cannons primed and ready. Lars grabs a rock shard and runs toward them, hitting two away but the third one evades him and comes after Steven.
The Robonoid fires, but Steven reflects the blast off his shield, with the beam narrowly missing Lars's head as he ducks and causing an explosion that destroys two more Robonoids as a third one comes out of the debris.
Padparadscha Oh! The shield is reflective!
Rhodonite (scared) Padparadscha, come back, hide!
She freezes as a Robonoid is about to scan her gemstones, but Lars jumps in the way and it scans him instead.
Lars (gasps and breathes heavily) Okay... okay... OKAY!
Lars jumps and lands on the Robonoid, whacking it in the sensor with the shard. However, another blast emerges from it and he hangs on as the Robonoid moves about while firing again, just missing everyone else.
Lars Whoa, whoa... (holds the shard up high in the air) Eat... THIS! (rams the shard straight into the Robonoid's blaster)
The Robonoid explodes and Lars is sent flying back, hitting his head on the wall with a cracking sound, then directly onto the floor with more breaking noises.
Steven Lars! (runs over to him) Lars! (turns him over and shakes him) Lars?
Rhodonite I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Rutile Twins That was amazing! You were amazing! Lars, that was so great!
Padparadscha We're winning! We're winning!
Steven tries to listen Lars's heartbeat and hears nothing. He gasps, realizing his heart stopped and bursts into tears. The room grows silent. Steven picks Lars up and a tear runs down his cheek onto him. Lars's body begins to glow and turn pink to everyone's surprise.
Lars (waking up) Ugh... Whoa, what... happened?
Padparadscha Oh my, something incredible is going to happen to Lars!
The episode ends with everyone looking in shock at Lars.

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunited
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time