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Season 1

Kofi, you are going to wake this fish from the dead with all the noise you're keeping. Oh, too late. *pretending to be fish* Kofi, you so loud! Aaaahh! *sticks tongue out* Bleeeeeh.

—"Beach Party"

Cheese on bread.

—"Beach Party"

Hey, girls, I think I hear all of our cellphones ringing.

—"Beach Party"

Is this the right address?

—"Beach Party"

Hey! Do I smell hot dogs? Show me where the hot dogs are.

—"Beach Party"

Oh, you're all so talented.

—"Beach Party"

Aren't you girls hungry? You've barely touched your food.

—"Beach Party"

Oh, you young people and your experimental diets.

—"Beach Party"

I haven't played in ages but I bet I could whoop all your butts.

—"Beach Party"

Did you know that when sand is super heated it turns into glass?

—"Beach Party"

This is getting out of hand.

—"Beach Party"

I'm not afraid of that thing! Lets see if you can keep up with me!

—"Beach Party"

Here comes the tricky part!

—"Beach Party"

I trust this man!

—"Political Power"

No agreement! You promised us!

—"Political Power"

Stop pulling our legs! You lied to us and you are lying again!

—"Political Power"

Tip the truck!

—"Political Power"

Don't try to worm your way out of this!

—"Political Power"

Season 2

Ehh, I was just cleaning up some fish for a very big order when it happened. I heard this veeery peculiar rumbling, like "boom boom boom boom boom boom!" and then a sonic "BOOM!" and the fish I was preparing flew up into the air and fell on the ground!

—"Rising Tides, Crashing Skies"

What is this for again?

—"Rising Tides, Crashing Skies"

Oh, well... no more fish are getting knocked out of my hands, so I'm not complaining.

—"Rising Tides, Crashing Skies"

Kiki, that rude Mr. Smiley just called me a dummy!

—"Sadie's Song"

How does a pizza tie its shoes? ... With a garlic knot!

—"Sadie's Song"

That mystery guest bit had Steven written all over it.

—"Sadie's Song"


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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Lapis Lazuli • Fluorite • Padparadscha• Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia