I got one word for you Queen: fanfiction! In fanfiction you can get ficticional characters to love you. I mean, you know i want to date Peridot and Vert is my waifu, but it's not like i can go Doctor Strange and go through dimensions, can I?
On Steven Universe? Well assuming season five is the last season I suspect we'll get a war pretty soon. As for what's happened so far, it's still hard to believe that two years have gone by since the Sardonyx incident and that just three seasons ago Lapis an Jasper had fused. But, it's been fun.
Fine, mow it then get off my lawn before I call one of my reality warpers to erase all evidence of your existence from the multiverse then trap you in another dimension just like what I did with the last trespassers