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Speaker Dialogue
[Open ext. of Greg's Storage Shed]
(Peridot is staring out of the hole in the side of the barn.)
Peridot *calmly* Log date 7 15 2... *hysterically* I can't believe I just did that! I disobeyed my orders and went against Yellow Diamond's wishes! I'm a traitorous clod! I never want to think about what I've done again! *rewinds tape recorder*
Peridot (on tape recorder) I'm a traitorous clod!
Peridot *delightedly* Yehahaha! And I called Yellow Diamond a clod right to her face!
(Suddenly devastated, Peridot drops to her knees. Steven watches.)
Peridot *whimpering* I called Yellow Diamond a clod... right to her face!
Steven Uh, Peridot? Are you gonna be okay?
(Peridot rewinds the tape again.)
Peridot (on tape recorder) I'm a traitorous clod! *rewind* Traitorous clod! *rewind*
Peridot *turns to Steven with a deranged smile* No!
Steven It's all gonna work out. You're with us now.
Peridot You don't understand! I'm protecting a planet I was once trying to destroy! I used to follow every order. Every rule. Now I'm a traitor. A rebel! *pupils turn into stars* A Crystal Gemmmmmmm!
(Peridot rewinds the tape repeatedly.)
Peridot (on tape recorder) Clod! Clod! Clod!
Steven Well... that tape recorder seems to be helping.
Peridot *throws tape recorder* No it's not! (The tape recorder hits Garnet in the face.) It's a chronicle of my descent into madness!
Garnet *walks to Peridot with the tape recorder* You dropped this.
Peridot *crawling on the floor, behind Garnet* Get it away from me. Give it to Steven; return madness to its source!
Steven Are you sure you don't want it? (Garnet shrugs then drops the recorder into Steven's hands.)
Peridot *holding her face* Whatever, it's yours now. Yours, not mine, not mine! Yours! Yours!
Garnet *puts her hand on Peridot's shoulder* Let's calm down.
Peridot ... Okay. (Garnet picks Peridot up.) So am I gonna have to wear a star? (Garnet carries Peridot away.) Where am I gonna put the star?!
Steven They seem to be getting along well. I wonder when that happened... *looks at the tape recorder in his hand*
(Steven looks awkwardly away and presses the rewind button on the tape recorder.)
(Steven and Peridot sit in a pickup truck bed.)
Peridot (on tape recorder) Log date 7 11 2. The Steven has given me this Earth machine to replace my communicator log. It looks... extremely primitive. He also said he wanted me to stop calling him "the Steven".
Steven It's just Steven.
Peridot (on tape recorder) I said I'll call him whatever I want.
(Peridot hisses.)
Peridot (on tape recorder) He told me that was rude.
Steven *wags his finger* Rude.
Peridot (on tape recorder) I guess I'll call him... Steven.
(Peridot watches a ladybug crawl on a blade of grass then fly away)
Tape Recorder The organic life forms of Earth have fascinating traits despite their poor choice of residence. I wonder if all of them of have flight capabilities.
(Peridot climbs on top of the barn. Greg is repairing the roof.)
Greg Ohh, you must be Peridot.
(Peridot stares intently at Greg, making him nervous. Suddenly, she pushes him off the roof.)
Greg Whooaoh aaaaahhh!
(Peridot peers over the edge. Garnet is standing on the ground, holding Greg.)
Garnet Peridot!
Peridot What do you want?
Garnet You can't just shove someone off a roof!
Peridot Why not?
Garnet This is a human, he isn't like us. He's fragile and soft.
Greg Hey, it's not like a six pack is going to save you from that height.
Garnet You could've seriously hurt him!
Peridot Well, how was I supposed to know that?
Garnet Hmm. Greg, you have to excuse Peridot. She's far from her homeworld and she still has a lot to learn about our planet.
Peridot No I don't!
Garnet Yes you do!
Greg Ahh, hey yeah, don't worry about it.
Peridot Gahhh!
Peridot (on tape recorder) In conclusion, not all of the organic beings here can fly. Additionally it is without question that the perma-fusion Garnet is the worst.
(Peridot is in the barn, holding a broom upside down, rubbing the handle across the floor, which has several scratches from the process)
Peridot (on tape recorder) Today I was assigned a "chore"—cleaning duty. Like I'm the pearl! These clumps don't know how lucky they are to have me. Although while doing "chore", I did happen upon a container containing many... "shirts".
(Peridot lifts up a pair of boxers with alien heads on them.)
Peridot (on tape recorder) Imagine—appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body.
(Peridot puts the shorts on.)
Peridot Oooh, hehehehehe.
(Continues to giggle indulgently as Garnet walks in.)
Garnet Nice shorts. *thumbs up*
Peridot *screaming* Ahh! H-how did these get here?! *rips shorts off of her legs and screams*
(Peridot is working on a piece of metal outside of the barn. Steven walks up to her holding something behind his back.)
Peridot (on tape recorder) Log Date 7 12 2. Today marks the 30th earth rotation since my... capture.
Steven *holding paint cans* Happy one month canniversary!
Peridot Cylinders?
Steven They're stilts. You tie them on to your feet and then make you taller. I tried to spruce them up a bit. I dunno what it is about flames, but they just make everything cooler.
Peridot Why are you giving me these?
Steven Because I want you to feel nice! That's what gifts are for. You give them to your friends to show you care. And they go "wow, thanks!"
Peridot Hef! As if I'd stoop so low as to tie earth trash to my body. Leave me! Go-go-go-go! And WOW THANKS!
(Peridot is inside the barn, wearing the stilts.)
Peridot *to herself* Why yes Pearl, I did get taller. How correct for you to notice. Of course, Amethyst, I will acquire those Chee-Z Chaps from that very high shelf. *jumps and stumbles* Hahaha! They even function in reverse! *trips over a rock*
(Peridot, in front of a mirror in the barn. She is holding a book titled "Jokes! How to Make People Laugh Around You Instead of Feel Bad".)
Peridot Jokes. *clears throat* Why did the chicken cross the road? ... The chicken wanted to get the other side of the road. ... *forced* Ahhh, hahaha! ... What's a chicken?
Peridot (on tape recorder) *As Steven inserts a VHS tape in the TV* It seems the earth ones are constantly filling the voids of their life with meaningless distractions.
Camp Pining Hearts announcer On the last episode of Camp Pining Hearts...
Paulette I don't care if you're on the yellow team Percy. We can make this work.
Percy It's color war Paulette. Does that mean anything to you?
(Paulette and Percy close in for a kiss.)
Peridot What is this strange ritual?
Steven *uncomfortably* Uhh, that's umm-
Peridot Are they attempting fusion?
Steven *blushing* No, well, my dad told me during certain stages of your life...
Peridot How could anyone indulge in this?! Baseless drivel, I'll have no part of it!
Peridot (on tape recorder) Hour 78 of Camp Pining Hearts.
(Peridot is sitting inches away from the television screen)
Percy/Peridot It's the color war Paulette, doesn't that mean anything to you?
(Steven walks in)
Steven Uh, you've been here for a few days, is everything okay?
Peridot I've just been.. watching your previously recorded entertainment.
Steven Is that... the same episode from three days ago?
Peridot There's more than one?
Steven Ummmm... nah. *shrugs* Oh, you made a picture. (Steven reaches down to pick up a paper in front of Peridot.)
Peridot Picture? This isn't just a picture Steven! It's a complex chart cataloging the compatible characteristics between campers. *Holds up shipping chart* Somehow the rejects at "Camp Clod" fail to recognize the superior pair that is Pierre and Percy.
Steven Well, that's because Paulette likes Percy.
Peridot Paulette? Ha! Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy. Now Pierre, Pierre is a brute, Pierre laid waste to the three legged races! Pierre and Percy present the strongest battle formations, they'd destroy the camp!
Steven You got all this from one episode?
Peridot It's... subtext Steven. Allow me to explain. Well, first of all, Percy and Pierre are on the yellow team, and als--
(Steven looks down at the tape recorder in annoyance.)
Steven Ugh, I remember this part. (Steven presses the fast forward button, speeds through display of Peridot energetically explaining her theories.)
Peridot [slowed down audio from fast forwarded segment] Percy is using his pogo stick to save her. Not to mention Percy is adept at aquatic sports. He would have won the canoe race if he weren't so busy drooling over Paulette, and the other part where Percy goes to the bottom of the lake to get Paulette's friendship bracelet proves that he has the largest lung capacity in the entire camp! And Pierre is a force to be reckoned with on land, when he hung bunk seven's underwear in the tree, the whole-- (Steven stops fast forwarding the tape.)
(Steven is asleep while Garnet listens to the end of Peridot's explanation.)
Peridot ... And that's why Percy and Pierre are objectively the best for each other!
(Steven flops off the couch, still asleep. Garnet gives Peridot a thumbs up. Peridot angrily tears up her chart while screaming.)
Peridot Log Date 7 13 2. Progress on the cluster drill is going optimal. Surprisingly, though I have a few complaints on the work ethic of-
Amethyst (shapeshifted as a Lion) Heyyyy! *giggles*
(Peridot stiffens, startled by Amethyst)
Pearl Amethyst, really, this is no time to be fooling around.
Amethyst Aww... Come on P, I'm just tryin'ta lion the mood. *pause* Lion the mood.
Pearl *brings welding helmet down and laughs*
Peridot Do you always use shapeshifting like this?
Amethyst You mean to be really cool? *shapeshifts into Peridot* Pretty much.
Peridot But it's such a-
Peridot/Amethyst Significant use of energy compared to the output.
Peridot What was that?
Amethyst I've been practicing my 'Peri' phrasing, pretty impressive in my opinion but it's hard to beat the original.
Peridot *blushes* Hehehe. So, can you shift into anything?
Amethyst Sure. *shapeshifts back* Got a request?
(Short time skip. Amethyst is running around as a chicken.)
Amethyst Bawck bawck! I'm a chicken! Ahahaha!
Peridot Hahahaha! I get the joke now!
Pearl Heh, yes well at least she isn't lion around anymore, heheh.
Peridot *forced* Ahahaha!
Peridot (on tape recorder) Pearl really tries for some reason and I can appreciate that, Amethyst's company is entertaining as well, but the fused one... (Garnet gives a thumbs up.) ... eludes me.
Pearl Okay, we can add more support as we go, but for now we just have to pick it up and put it on top.
Amethyst No sweat. *shapeshifts into the Purple Puma* Lets do this!
Pearl You've got the right idea but we might wanna be a bit more careful.
Amethyst *shapeshifts back* Gotcha. Ahem, shall we?
(Pearl and Amethyst fuse into Opal. Opal stretches and puts the drill on the placement board.)
Garnet That looks great! Let's take a break.
Peridot Wha?
(Peridot runs to Garnet.)
Peridot Alright, I'm at my limit!
Garnet Evening, Peridot.
Peridot Explain it to me, fusion! I can at least make sense of your existence if it's for a functional purpose. But you? You're not using your combined size and strength to do anything!
Garnet I'm doing something.
Peridot And what's that?
Garnet Stargazing.
Peridot Eugh. You can do that alone.
Garnet Don't want to.
Peridot Hmph.
(Garnet pats the hay bale beside her. Peridot sighs and sits down.)
Garnet You can see Homeworld's galaxy from here.
Peridot *gazes up* You're right.
Garnet We're very different, I appreciate that.
Peridot Really?
Garnet If you really want to understand fusion, I can help you.
Peridot What do you mean?
Garnet Let's fuse.
Peridot Oh my stars! *falls off hay bale*
Garnet Hah, I get it—you're not ready, that's fair. Another time then.
Peridot No! Uh, no no no, just—just give me a sec!
(Garnet puts music on, Peridot is wearing her stilts. Both Gems start dancing.)
Garnet Get ready.
Peridot *breaks away from Garnet* Nuh, no no no no no. *teeters, regains balance* I can't do it.
Garnet That's fine! Peridot, I'm proud of you.
Peridot Why?!
Garnet Because you made an effort to understand me.
Peridot But I still don't understand you! Why are you fused all the time?!
Garnet I'm Percy and Pierre.
Peridot ... Ohhhhh!
(Steven is sitting in the broken barn, listening to the tape recorder.)
Peridot (on tape recorder) Okay, go!
Garnet (on tape recorder) Log date (Steven gasps) seven fourteen two.
Peridot (on tape recorder) No, you say it seven one four two. Ugh! Log date 7 14 2. I have attempted a fusion with the fusion Garnet. I had hoped to gain a better understanding of fusion. Instead, I got a better understanding of Garnet.
Garnet (on tape recorder) Wait, keep it on a moment. Steven, you probably shouldn't have listened to Peridot's logs, but I know your curiosity comes from a place of caring. You should give the recorder back to her now. She's going to want to keep it.
Peridot (on tape recorder) Wait, what?
(Steven stops the tape recorder as Peridot and Garnet walk over)
Steven Here, Peridot. Take this back.
Peridot Wow. Thanks.
(Garnet and Steven give a thumbs up. Peridot follows suit while blushing, star shape iris closes on her and stars pop out.)
[END]
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Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' Head
Shorts The Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time