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You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven.

—"Pilot"

Oh no-ho-ho-ho! Our shiiiiip!

—"Say Uncle"

Season 1

Well, if you miss your wimpy ice cream so much, why don’t you make some with your "magic belly button"?

—"Gem Glow"

I don’t even like fries!

—"Frybo"

Steven: You're right! And he doesn't have any friends.
Oh my gosh. It's just like you, Steven.

—"Cat Fingers"

Way to go, Steven! Is this your magical love bubble or something? Did you make it because you're in looove?

—"Bubble Buddies"

What? I'm helping Steven on his date.

—"Bubble Buddies"

That little guy's gonna get creamed.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Aahahahaha! Classic! Tiger! Hey Tiger! Would you sign this? It would be so rad!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

He's awful because he hurt me specifically.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Ha, you must be confused pal, I work here everyday and I've never seen your mug before.

—"So Many Birthdays"

I don't spend my whole life at work. I do... other things.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

Steven, you were blocking me with your... big hair! Aah!

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

This is all your fault! I knew if something went wrong today it would be because of you! Now I'm never going to be friends with these guys. All because of your... weird mom!

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

Toughen UP, Steven!

—"Coach Steven"

If I weren't so modest, I'd whip out my sweet six-pack and show you what... a real man... looks like!

—"Coach Steven"

We're not MARRIED!

—"Coach Steven"

We've been working out. You've just been singing some dumb song.

—"Coach Steven"

Ugh... What the heck just happened?

—"Coach Steven"

Ugh, Steven! Who do you think has to clean up this mess? Sadie, clean up this mess.

—"Joking Victim"

It’s no problem, cause I got the whole day off by faking a severe back injury!

—"Joking Victim"

Yo, Sadie, where you at? Are you slacking off?

—"Joking Victim"

You... did... this to me?!

—"Joking Victim"

Er, watch where you're going, you little... Ssssteven!

—"Mirror Gem"

You bet I do! All those out-of-town summer babes traveling away from home without their boyfriends, if you know what I mean.

—"Mirror Gem"

Wha--huh? Sadie! I like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over!

—"Island Adventure"

I'm sick of this place. I wanna go somewhere new.

—"Island Adventure"

If I'm going to be bored out of my mind, and possibly die, I'm gonna go to work, and get paid for it.

—"Island Adventure"

Sadie...? Do you ever get lonely... even when you're around people...?

—"Island Adventure"

Yeah... that was really great how you... uh, s-saved me....

—"Island Adventure"

Hey, Sadie, come on, we got to open up! What in the world did you guys watch?

—"Lion 3: Straight to Video"

Ha— ha— how can I— help... me?

—"Alone Together"

Criminey! Are you okay?! That coffee was really hot!

—"Future Vision"

More like comedy club.

—"Horror Club"

What? I've seen that. It's boring. And that stupid fake C.G. bear! Hardly looks like it's really killing anybody.

—"Horror Club"

We're all just hearing things and seeing things and feeling things that aren't real.

—"Horror Club"

Why does everything bad happen to me?

—"Horror Club"

Ahhh, whatever. It didn't matter. I don't care!

—"Horror Club"

Buck, Buck, Buuuuuuuuck! Haha! What's going on man?

—"Shirt Club"

What the—?! What is this garbage? Buck made this? This is hilarious! Thaaanks Buuuck.

—"Shirt Club"

Season 3

Eating poop would be better than this.

—"The New Lars"

I was acting weird all day and you all just LIKED IT?!

—"The New Lars"

Everyday in Beach City is weird. That's why I hate it here.

—"The New Lars"

Season 4

Ugh, look at its face!

—"Future Boy Zoltron"

Be honest, but not too honest.

—"The Good Lars"

Because it's lame, Steven! If I show up to this party with my family's weird purple cake and with Sadie, everybody's gonna know I love baking and everybody's gonna know I love... This isn't gonna be an ironic potluck. It's gonna be, like, family, couple, neighbor, actual potluck, and I'm gonna be there being all 'bingo, bongo'.

—"The Good Lars"

Season 5

You feeling cozy, you big banana?

—"Stuck Together"

It's okay to be afraid.

—"Off Colors"

Eat THIS!

—"Off Colors"

You brought me back to life! Just let me be someone who deserves it.

—"Lars' Head"


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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Lapis Lazuli • Padparadscha • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia