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Speaker Dialogue
[The episode begins inside the Beach House as Steven is setting the table for dinner]
Steven (Sets a fork down to the left of a plate and another fork) Two forks, it's fancy. (Pours orange juice into a wine glass and sips it) Mm-hmm. (Turns on a fake candle) Some mood lighting. (Slams a vase with two roses on the table) Some classy decor. There! Mwah!(Admires his work of setting the table for a moment) This is so nice! (Hears a knock at the door and gasps in excitement) Pizza time! (Runs to the door and opens it, with Kiki on the other side holding several pizzas) Kiki!
Kiki (Laughs) Hey, Steven! Cheddar cheese crust with double pepperoni?
Steven Oh, thanks! (Kiki hands him his pizza) But doesn't Jenny usually do deliveries?
Kiki I had to take double duty today because Jenny busted the pizza car.
Steven What?!
Kiki [Sighs] Yeah. Who knew blasting one of Sour Cream's mix tapes could blow out the tires?
Steven Well, his drops are pretty dirty.
Kiki Guess so. Anyways, it means I've gotta deliver all these orders by foot while Jenny takes the car to the shop. (Notices Steven's set table) Oh? Looks fancy! You having anybody cute over, Steven?
Steven (Looks up at Kiki with his head tilted and his hand on his cheek) You mean, besides me? (Chuckles nervously) I'm taking some "me" time. You want in?
Kiki Thanks, Steven, but I still have to run around town and deliver all these pizzas. (Expression changes from happy and smiling to somewhat distressed) There's a lot of other people having "me" time tonight. (Expression returns to happy and smiling) But it's alright. I love running. Anyways, Gotta get back to it! Later, Steven! (Begins heading back toward town)
Steven (Runs to the deck railing and waves as Kiki leaves) See ya!
(Kiki pants as she runs off.)
Steven Poor Kiki. Pizza time! Whoo!
[Steven starts sleeping. He enters dreamland flying in the sky.]
Steven Yeah, whoo! Oh! Oh! Oh! [Laughing] Whoo-hoo! [Laughing]
Steven Those initials are looking pretty slick, Steven. Whoa! Cool! A pizza dream! Hey, look! It's cheese me! [Laughing] Oh, gross!
(Kiki suddenly emerges from the pizza ground and grabs Steven by the arm.)
Kiki [Screams] Ew, ew! [Coughing] Kiki?! Are you all right? My leg! [Grunting] [Screams]
(An arm made of cheese reaches out to grab Steven and Kiki.)
Steven [Grunting] What was that thing?!
Kiki Keep going! It won't give up!
Steven Wha?! I'll take care of this!
Kiki Steven, be careful!
Steven Don't worry about me! Anything is possible when you have... rockets for bones!
(Steven shoots two rockets from his elbows and destroys the cheese monster.)
Kiki Steven, that was so brave!
Steven Well, it's cheddar than nothing!
(Dogcopter emerges from the ground and picks up Steven.)
Steven Oh, hey, dog-copter.
Dogcopter Meow.
Steven See ya, dream Kiki!
Kiki Oh, okay. See you, dream Steven!
Steven [Laughing] Dream Steven!
Steven Man, I can't wait to tell Kiki about my weird --
Jenny Please, Kiki, just one more time? I seriously can't miss this show. It's Uber Rage's first concert back in the States since they got banned!
Kiki Jenny, I'm not sure. I've covered for you for almost two weeks now!
Jenny Kiki, seriously, this concert is gonna change my life! And the ticket was, like, $40!
Kiki Is that a lot for a concert?
Jenny It's... more than average?
Kiki Okay, I'll cover you.
Jenny Yes! That's why you're my favorite twin!
Kiki I'm your only twin.
Jenny Mwah! I'll get you a shirt or something. [Starts engine] Hey, Steven! Oh, and don't tell dad!
Kiki That was really nice of you! Yep, that's me -- the nice one.
Steven I came here to tell you I had the craziest dream about you last night, Kiki! I was flying around, and I pulled you out of an ocean of cheese! And then these hands formed and came after you.
Kiki And then you saved me and flew off on a rocket dog?
Steven "Dream Kiki" was you?
Kiki "Dream Steven" was you?!
Steven I'm -- I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to go into your mind, I --
Kiki No, this is great!
Steven You're not mad?
Kiki Steven, I always have that dream, and I always drown! I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in weeks! You're my total hero, Steven. Can you do it again?
Steven Oh... Of course! I'd really love to help!
Kiki Thank goodness! Because... I seriously have that dream, like, every single night. [Telephone rings] Oh, I got to go! Seriously, Steven, thank you so much! See you later!
Steven In your dreams!
Kiki Ha ha! Nice!
Steven (Puts on bandanna.) I'm a dream warrior!
(Steven falls asleep once again and enters combat with the cheese monster to help Kiki.)
Steven Hey, Kiki! It's time to cut the cheese! Hyah!
Kiki Wow!
(Transitions back and forth to Fish Stew Pizza with Steven and Kiki and with Steven preparing to sleep and become a "dream warrior.")
Steven Dream warrior! Dream warrior! Prepare yourself...for my grate-est technique yet! Hyah!
Kiki Whoa!
Steven Dream warrior. Dream warrior... Dream warrior...
Kiki Aah!
Steven Here I come. [Yawns] Hey, Kiki.
(Steven starts to eat the cheese monster's hand, much to Kiki's confusion.)
Steven [Snoring] [Groans] Huh?
Kiki Steven?
Steven Kiki?
Kiki [Chuckles] You're upside down! Did you sleep okay?
Steven [Yawns] Yeah, like a baby. What's happening?
Kiki Here.
Steven Pizza? For breakfast?
Kiki It's 3 o'clock.
Steven Oh. More of a late-afternoon lunch. [Chomp] Delicious.
Kiki [Screams] Steven?
Steven Kiki, you got to quit your job!
Kiki What?
Steven I think you have a serious problem with pizza.
Kiki I don't have a problem with pizza.
Steven I don't know, Kiki. I think you do! I'm sorry. I -- I didn't mean to yell.
Kiki No, it's okay. I get it. I've been asking too much of you. I just wish these dreams would stop.
Steven Maybe we've been going about this all wrong.
Kiki What do you mean?
Steven Hmm. We've just been looking at the toppings of the problem. We've got to track this back to the sauce! But after this, I can't help you anymore, okay? I'm just too tired.
Kiki I understand.
Steven All right. Tonight, we end these nightmares once and for all! [Snoring]
[Transition to night time, then to pizza dreamland]
Kiki You ready, Steven?
Steven Time to cut the cheese. Shing! Sorry for using the same pun twice.
Kiki That's not a pun, but I forgive you!
(Steven and Kiki gasp as the cheese monster tries to drown them. They fight confidently until the two notice its speedy regeneration.)
Steven Huh?
Kiki We can't keep fighting off the cheese. It just won't stop!
Steven You're right! We got to find out where all this cheese is coming from!
Kiki and Steven Oh!
(Steven and Kiki get engulfed by the number of cheese hands, but burst out just in time.)
Steven [Gasps] Look!
Kiki Huh?
Steven Whoa!
(Steven and Kiki encounter a giant cheese version of Kiki's head, to Kiki's disgust.)
Kiki It's me? Now, that is nasty.
(Steven and Kiki enter the head through a hole and travel through a tunnel on a river of cheese. They enter an open room with anchovies making dolphin-clicking sounds and Pepperanhas.)
Steven Aah! Anchovies! And pepperanhas! Ahh. That was close! [Someone groaning] Who's that?!
Kiki They sound like they're in pain! We got to find them!
(Steven and Kiki enter a room with a large pond of cheese. They stare at it when a pizza version of Jenny emerges from the cheese.)
Kiki and Steven Jenny?
P. Jenny [Groaning] Kiki!
Kiki I'm here, Jenny! Oh!
Steven Oh, no! I'll help you, Kiki!
Kiki Wait, I think she's trying to tell me something!
P. Jenny Kiki...
Kiki What is it, Jenny?
P. Jenny Thanks for delivering all those pizzas for me.
Kiki Oh, it's okay. I totally don't mind. That's what twins are for. Whoa! [Grunting]
Steven Kiki, you're lying!
Kiki What?
Steven You totally do mind!
Kiki Aaagh! It doesn't matter!
Steven Yes, it does!
Steven Your feelings matter. Just tell her "no."
Kiki Ugh, I -- I can't!
Steven Why not?
Kiki I... I don't want to let her down! I'm her favorite twin!
Steven When I said I couldn't help you anymore after this, you understood!
Kiki But this is different. She's my sister!
Steven That's right! And she cares about you, too! Do you think she'd want to put you through this?
Kiki No.
Steven Does she even know this is happening to you?
Kiki No.
Steven You got to tell her!
P. Jenny Hey, Kiki, I want to ask you something. There's gonna be a really cool cheese rave in the pizza cave tonight. I have to be there. Will you cover for me again?
Kiki No!
P. Jenny [Groans] Okay, fine.
(The cheese starts to melt away from existence, letting go of Kiki, and changing the scenery to the beach at night with pizza pillars in the distance.)
Steven You did it!
Kiki Yeah! All the cheese is gone! Well, most of it.
(Steven and Kiki take in the view.)
Kiki Man, dreams are weird.
Steven Yeah. [Yawns] They sure are.
[Transition back to The Lighthouse at night, which skips to day. Jenny opens shop as Steven walks over.)
Steven Hi, Jenny.
Jenny Oh, hey, Steven.
Steven Is Kiki around? I wanted to see if she's doing okay. [Yawns] I just spent all night helping her fight her inner cheese demons.
Jenny I don't know what that means, but Kiki is fine. She's taking the day off. This morning, we had a twin talk. She said I was using up all her "me" time, and I was like, if you're just gonna spend your "me" time running anyway, you might as well carry some pizzas for me. But I can't say no to my favorite twin.
Steven So where is she?
(Steven sees Kiki running in the distance and is euphoric about what he sees.)
Steven [Sighs]
Jenny She deserves a break after working so hard for me. Right, Steven?
[Steven snores]
Jenny Steven?
(Jenny pokes Steven with the broom to try to get a response, to no success. The star iris zooms into Steven's face and pops to end the episode.)
[The episode ends.)
ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunited
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time