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Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Mask Island]
(Pearl and Garnet walk forward to look out into the ocean.)
Pearl Are you sure it's here?
Garnet *puts finger on chin* It was.
Pearl Do you think it swam away?
Garnet We'll have to look.
(Steven looks at the ocean.)
Steven Whoa...
(Amethyst picks Steven up and carries him to the Warp Pad.)
Amethyst Come on! it's time to go.
Steven Awww, already?
Steven *on the Warp Pad to Pearl* Wait, wait, can I warp us back?
Pearl (Pearl and Garnet smile.) Alright.
Steven Yes!
(Steven warps the Crystal Gems back.)
[Trans. int. Beach House]
Steven *gasps happily* I did it! I'm the warp master!
Pearl You did great.
Garnet Good job.
(The Gems all look at Amethyst, who shape shifted her head into a fly's.)
Amethyst *holds head* Steeeeve-
Steven Waaaaahh!! *faints and falls of Warp Pad*
Pearl Amethyst! That's not funny!
(Amethyst shape shifts her head back to normal with a smile on her face, looking down at Steven.)
Garnet It was a little funny.
Pearl Regardless, we need to warp back out.
Steven *revives* Can I warp us there?
Garnet We're going underwater.
Pearl *smiles worriedly* And you do need air to breathe.
Steven Then can I tell all my friends I'm the warp master?
Pearl I guess, but--
(Steven runs out of the house before Pearl can finish her sentence.)
[Trans. int. Big Donut]
Steven I'm the warp master!
Sadie *without enthusiasm* That's nice Steven.
Lars *mumbling in his sleep* *angrily* Steven...
Sadie You want a donut?
Steven Chocolate jelly, please.
Sadie *tries to go over Lars* Eaaaah... *falls on Lars causing them both to fall*
Lars *wakes up* Wha— huh? Sadie! I like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over!
Sadie Then don't sleep at the counter! I'm trying to work!
Lars Why don't you not work at the counter when I'm trying to sleep!
(Lars and Sadie arguing in the background.)
Steven Something is having a bad effect on their relationship... and their customer service.
Sadie You could get fired!
Lars Who cares? I'm sick of this place. I wanna go somewhere new.
Steven *gasps* That's it! I'm the warp master!
Sadie Yeah, Steven. I know.
Steven I can take us on vacation! Somewhere warm, and beautiful, and magical. For just the two of you.
(Lars and Sadie look at each other.)
(Steven elbows into the scene.)
Steven And me!
Sadie It could be worth a try.
[Trans. Int. Mask Island]
Steven We're here! Come on, this way!
Lars This is way too weird. I'm going home.
Steven No, no follow me! You gotta see it!
Sadie Come on, Lars! Give it a chance!
Lars Ugh. Fine, but if it blows, I'm out of here.
[Trans. Int. Island Beach]
Steven Welcome to paradise!
Sadie Oh, Steven, it's beautiful.
Lars It's a beach. WE LIVE ON A BEACH!
Steven It's a magical beach!
Lars Is that why my phone has no reception? Why were you even here?
Steven We came here to look for a dangerous gem creature, that we never found...
Lars Yup, I'm gone. *walks away*
Sadie Huh? Lars? Wait, Lars, this could actually be kind of fun!
Lars If I'm going to be bored out of my mind, and possibly die, I'm gonna go to work, and get paid for it.
(Lars goes back towards the warp pad and can't find it.)
Lars Okay, where is it?
Steven What?
Lars The teleporter thing! Where is it?!
Sadie Oh it wouldn't disappear, would it?
Steven No, no, no. Well, maybe.
Lars What?!
Steven It's okay! The Gems will come to save us when they see I'm missing! Eventually...
Lars Steven! How could you do this?! We're stranded!
Sadie Calm down! Is this really the worst place to be stuck in?
Lars Ugh, you calm down. I'm gonna find better reception.
Sadie Well, I think it's amazing, Steven.
Lars *looking for a signal* Nothing!
Steven *gasps* Guys! Check it out! I found these rocks that look like pillows!
Sadie Heh. Good job, Steven.
Lars My rock is too close to those other rocks.
(Lars moves his rock away from the others and lays down on it.)
Steven Sadie, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Sadie Tell me about it.
Steven You were gonna love it here soooo much, you'd never want to leave.
Sadie Don't worry, Lars is just a tough nut. He can't keep up the shtick forever.
Lars I could do without the audio commentary!
Steven *sighs* Goodnight, Sadie...
Sadie Night, Steven.
[Time Skip—next day]
(Sadie and Steven are trying to catch fish on the beach.)
(A fish jumps out of water and Sadie gets startled and tries to catch it, but fails.)
Steven Any late-lunch-early-dinner yet?
Sadie *sigh* No luck. What about you?
Steven Mmm... no.
(Lars walks by.)
Steven But I can see why, my bait is too adorable to eat. Everything on this island has such a bright happy smile.
(Sadie and Steven look at Lars.)
Lars Ugh, no signal over here either.
Sadie Hey! Uh, maybe you should help out! If you wanna eat!
(Lars covers his ears.)
Sadie Ergh!
(Sadie unintentionally catches three fish out of frustration with her spear.)
Steven Sadie! We're gonna live!
(Sadie goes over to Lars and holds the fish out to him.)
Sadie I catch, you cook!
Lars You ain't the boss of me.
(Sadie grabs Lars's shirt.)
Lars Whatever.
[Time Skip—night]
(Lars is cooking the newly caught fish and pokes one with a stick.)
Lars I don't know, looks done to me.
Lars Ooh! Who's first?
Steven Me, me, me!
(Lars hands a fish to Steven.)
(Steven stares at the fish with regret.)
Steven It keeps looking at me!
Lars Maybe it knows it's your fault for getting us lost.
(Lars hands a fish to Sadie.)
Sadie Thank you.
(Lars continues to cook fish.)
Steven *sigh*
(Steven puts a leaf over his fish.)
(Sadie eats her fish.)
Sadie Mm, mm! Lars, this is really good!
Lars Hm?
Sadie You can really cook!
Lars Heh, fire. Nature's microwave.
(Sadie giggles then Lars chuckles.)
(Steven smiles.)
(Sadie and Lars are still giggling as Steven stands up.)
Steven Could this night get any better?!
(Steven plays his ukulele and sings "Be Wherever You Are".)
[As the song is being sung by Steven, a montage of what the three do on the island is shown.]
(They build a hut.)
(Steven and Sadie fish, Lars cooks it.)
(They make necklaces and daisy chains.)
(Lars and Sadie walk down beach, a giant fish attacks Sadie and bites her arm - Lars grabs Sadie, trying to pull her out of the fish's grip, Steven comes to help - Lars wraps Sadie's arm in material from his left pants leg.)
(Sadie tries to sleep, Lars rolls over and hugs her, Steven tries to hug Lars and Lars kicks him away.)
[Montage and song end.]
[Time Skip—morning]
(Sadie wakes up and Lars isn't with her.)
Sadie *to Steven* Did you see where Lars went?
Steven *makes a noise meaning "I don't know"*
(Outside, Lars is on his cell phone again.)
Lars Hello? Come on. Come on!
(Sadie doesn't look happy to see Lars like this, then she walks up to him.)
Lars Dumb piece of junk! No bars. No bars! NO BARS! YAAH!
(Lars throws his cell phone into the ocean.)
Sadie Did that... help?
Lars No! *sits down angrily* I-It's just... (Lars lifts up head, tears streaming down his face.) What if I never get back home?
Sadie Oh! You're just really home sick.
Lars Duh! What'd you think?
Sadie *smiles a little to Lars* No, It's okay.
Lars *curls head into knees and sobs*
Sadie It's okay! We're okay! Steven said the Gems could be coming for us any day. And, you know... until then, I got your back. *offers a fist bump to Lars*
(Lars strokes Sadie's hand.)
Lars Sadie... ? *still crying* Do you ever get lonely... even when you're around people... ?
(Sadie nods sadly to Lars.)
(Lars presses his lips into Sadie's. They both moan into the kiss and make out briefly.)
(Steven's voice is heard singing while strumming his ukulele.)
Steven ♫ Why don't you let yourself just be... ♫
Lars and Sadie in unison STEVEN?!!
Lars *annoyed* How long have you been watching us?!
Sadie Don't you know what privacy is?!
Steven People walk in and out of my room all the time.
Lars *hastily wipes away tears* Aaugh! *gets up and walks away* I'm gonna go start on a fire...
Sadie *looks after Lars with a love struck grin* *comes back to senses* Hey, you don't have to go! W-we're kinda on our own schedule here!
[Rumbling, grunting]
(They all scream.)
Lars What the heck?! *latches on to Sadie protectively*
Sadie *sighs dreamily*
Steven *sees a gemstone* It's a... gem?
[Creature growling, roars]
Steven Aah! *creates a bubble shield* Whoa, whoa, whoa!
All Ugh!
[Thunder crashes]
Steven We have to get out of here!
(The three all run away.)
Lars What was that thing?!
Steven It must be what the gems were looking for! It never left the island at all! *smiles* It's invisible.
Lars A big invisible thing is after us?! I-I-I want to go home! *starts to cry hysterically* I wanna go home!
(Sadie holds her face and looks guilty, while Lars begins to cry uncontrollably. With hesitation, Sadie reaches out and grabs Lars, while Lars grabs Steven.)
All Aaaah!
Sadie This way!
Lars *hesitantly* Okay...
[Thunder crashes]
(Sadie throws off a pile of leaves to reveal the warp pad.)
Steven *happily* It's the warp pad!
Sadie Lars, come on! Let's go home!
(Lars stares at Sadie with a heartbroken expression that turns to an angry one.)
Lars *angrily* You knew! *wrenches his arm away from Sadie*
Steven Uh, guys?
Lars *angrily* It's her fault we've been trapped here! *points at Sadie*
Steven *shocked* Wha-a-a-a-a-at?!
Sadie Look, I panicked! I hid the warp pad! You were just gonna leave, but I knew how much you really needed this! *yells* Why don't you ever let me help you?!
Lars Help me? Are you insane? You trapped me on an island, so you could come on to me! *wraps his arms around himself in a sulking manner*
Sadie *angrily* Aaaah! *slaps Lars* You kissed me on... *slaps Lars again* the mouth!
Lars No, I didn't!
(Sadie keeps slapping Lars.)
Steven Guys, I want to be mad too, but can we do it on the warp pad?!
(Sadie slaps Lars again and Lars falls into a bush and down into a pit of mud.)
Lars Waaaaah!
Sadie Lars!
(Sadie and Steven look down into the pit.)
Sadie Oh, gosh...
Lars *groaning*
(Invisible Gem Monster growls and grunts.)
Lars A-a-aah!
(Sadie slides down and hits the monster.)
Sadie Raah!
(Invisible Gem Monster hits Sadie and roars. Sadie tries to hit it again but the creature grabs her and throws her away.)
Sadie Yah! Unh!
Steven *gasps*
(Steven picks up Sadie's spear.)
Steven Sadie! *throws spear to Sadie* Use your fish-murdering skills!
(Invisible Gem Monster hits Sadie again. Sadie attacks it and clings to its back.)
Steven Go, Sadie!
(Sadie pierces the creature through the back, struggling. The creature poofs into a cloud of dust and its gem falls to the ground.)
Sadie *groaning*
Steven Oh. Oh, I got this! *bubbles gem* The Gems are gonna be so impressed. We captured a gem all by ourselves!
(Sadie walks toward Lars, who offers a high-five, but Sadie walks past him.)
(All three get on the warp pad.)
Steven Sadie! You were amazing!
Lars Yeah... that was really great *places hand on back of head* how you... uh, s-saved me...
Sadie *coldly* Don't read into it.
Steven We should do this again sometime.
(All three warp away.)
ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunited
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time