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Speaker Dialogue
(Title card)
Everyone "The Classroom Gems"
Everyone "How are Gems made?"
(Amethyst runs in, panting.)
(Amethyst slips.)
Amethyst *blushes a little* Whoops! Heh, Yo! Amethyst here, heh. Time to find out, how Gems are made. Okay, first, when a mommy Gem and a daddy Gem love each other very much... Psych!! Haha! There's no such thing as a mommy Gem or a daddy Gem! We're rocks, and rocks are made, not born, ha! Like me, I was made on Earth. Hey Garnet, bring the cards out now!
(Garnet comes in, carrying some cards.)
Amethyst So, Yeah. I was made on Earth, and then what happened was when some Gems from outer space came to here, with these big machines!
Garnet You should mention you're taking artistic license with that spaceship design.
Amethyst Eh, it's for the internet. Who cares? Anyway, they put the machines on Earth, and shot this junk into the dirt, and boom, you pop right out!
Steven Ooh, I have a question!
Amethyst Yeah?
Steven Were you guys ever babies?
(Three images of what Steven imagined Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl as babies appear.)
Amethyst Ew, gross.
Garnet Definitely not.
(The three images disappear from Steven's mind.)
Steven Aww...
Amethyst Being a weak baby would be a pain, so we suck up all the good stuff from the ground so we can pop out all big, and strong!
(Pearl runs in, laughing nervously.)
Pearl We understand that Gem production was extremely damaging to the Earth, and we deeply regret our involvement in this process. The era of Gem production on Earth is over, and while we've left scars, please know we've done everything we can to counteract the damage that was done to here!
(Garnet picks Pearl up, and carries her away as she finishes talking.)
Amethyst So, uh... yeah! Heh, that's how Gems are made.
Steven Hmm, are you sure you guys were never babies?
(A dunce hat falls on to Steven's head and he frowns, the bell rings, and the title says, "Class dismissed!".)

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale Rose
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time