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Pilot

Steven, why are you such a buttface?

—"Pilot"

Hey! Don't make fun of Steven.

—"Pilot"

Season 1

The whole thing was my idea.
Amethyst: It was everyone’s idea.
Not really.

—"Gem Glow"

Yes... Or, you can link your mind with the energy of all existing matter, channeling the collective power of the universe through your gem! Which results in.. *summons her weapon* At least that's my way of doing it.

—"Gem Glow"

Pearl: Don't worry Steven, I'm sure one day you'll figure out how to activate your gem.
Garnet: Yes, in your own Steven-y way.

—"Gem Glow"

Steven: A Red Eye?! It’s going to infect us all!
That’s pink eye, Steven.

—"Laser Light Cannon"

I'm sensing structural instability.

—"Cheeseburger Backpack"

No. The magic that sustains the whirlpool creates a vortex that will pull us below.

—"Cheeseburger Backpack"

Pearl and Amethyst: Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack!
It's a three-hour paddle home.

—"Cheeseburger Backpack (episode)"

I have to burn this. *unfurls scroll with mystic symbols*
Steven: Cool! *takes a picture with his smartphone*
*takes phone* I have to burn this, too.

—"Together Breakfast"

Now it has all the power of a breakfast. We have to destroy it!

—"Together Breakfast"

Steven: I don’t think I can eat this.
Amethyst: Let’s order a pizza.
It did try to kill us.

—"Together Breakfast"

We can't. This is a tectonic emergency. We'll deal with Steven when we get back.

—"Cat Fingers"

It goes to show, you should have a little more faith in Steven.

—"Cat Fingers"

Steven: Ehhh? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
Okay, that's enough.

—"Cat Fingers"

Hey! Don't mess with his funky flow!

—"Bubble Buddies"

Pearl: I’m suddenly having second thoughts about bringing Steven on this mission...
Shh... Just look at him.

—"Serious Steven"

We can take a break if you’re not feeling well, Steven.

Steven: Huh? Oh, no. I’m okay! Let's keep going! *flexes*

Alright, but be careful, you might trigger a trap with that gun-show.

—"Serious Steven"

Steven: Woah. We made it?
I carried you while you took a nap.

—"Serious Steven"

Pearl: This is unbelievable! This Gem-powered mechanism! It's manipulating the rooms above. Every room we entered spun us until we came back to the central chamber! It’s just like the teacups ride at Funland!
Steven already figured that out!

—"Serious Steven"

Amethyst, you are a Crystal Gem. You need to act like it.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Steven: ... Can't we just wrestle?

No. *everyone gasps* Because we are the... Notorious O-order of... Wrestling... Haters.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Steven: What if something eats me?
Do not worry, Wet One. There's nothing out here that can harm you. See you soon.

—"Steven's Lion"

Pearl: Are we really going to keep that thing?
We kept Amethyst.

—"Steven's Lion"

They're just parasites. If they want to be a problem, they'll have to answer to me.

—"Arcade Mania"

I go alone.

Amethyst and Pearl: What? Why??

The Earth Beetle is at the bottom of the boiling lava lake. Only I can swim through lava. *puts on goggles*

—"Giant Woman"

Nice work, you'll be great at fusing one day.
Steven: Yeah... Wait, I can do that too?!

—"Giant Woman"

Pearl: *pinches nose* What matter of magical alloy is this?

It's a burrito.

—"So Many Birthdays"

Steven: What's this? It kinda looks like you guys and my mom.

Pearl: Oh Steven, that is us.

The hard part was getting the shark to pose.

—"So Many Birthdays"

Steven, thank you for the birthday parties, but I don't think we'll need anymore.
Steven: Why not?
Our age is only an illusion and Pearl's pretty sure this ritual is more for human children.

—"So Many Birthdays"

Amethyst: You don't have to keep wearing that stuff.

*wearing Steven's Birthday Suit* It makes me feel... important.

—"So Many Birthdays"

I... I thought violence would be the answer.

—"So Many Birthdays"

That child should not be in possession of such an item.

—"Onion Trade"

I'm not cleaning up this mess.

—"Onion Trade"

Sometimes, if our bodies are badly damaged, we release our physical forms and retreat to our gems to regenerate.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

Pearl will come back to us in time, Steven. Have patience. And stop hanging out with that thing. It's creepy.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

We don't need to eat.
Nanefua: Oh, you young people and your experimental diets.
I am much older than you.

—"Beach Party"

Kofi: So, you all live in that tiny house up on that hill?
We inhabit the inner sanctums, only accessible through magical extra dimensional doors.

—"Beach Party"

A dangerous artifact has appeared in the Northern Hemisphere, we need to go retrieve it.

—"Rose's Room"

Amethyst: It's the Wailing Stone we found!

The Wailing Stone I found.

—"Rose's Room"

We don't need to be careful. We just need to be huge.

—"Coach Steven"

Pearl: How are we even supposed to get that back to the Warp Pad?
I can carry it. *cracks knuckles*

—"Steven and the Stevens"

Pearl: Unfortunately, we'll have to wait another 100 years for the Sea Shrine to reform because somebody couldn't keep their hands to themselves.
You have a lobster on your butt.

—"Steven and the Stevens"

I can't say no to that face.

—"Monster Buddies"

You did a good job trying to tame the Centipeetle. Your mother would be so proud.

Steven: She would?

The truth is, Rose Quartz had tried to use her powers to save these monsters too, but she was never able to heal them.

—"Monster Buddies"

Steven, your mother had healing tears that flowed from her gem. She felt real love for those around her. She felt real sorrow when they were hurt. You have the Rose Quartz gem now. I know that power is in you, too.

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Howdy! Bang.

—"Mirror Gem"

That little boy is in big trouble.

—"Mirror Gem"

Steven, you're grounded.

—"Mirror Gem"

The ocean is gone, obviously.

—"Ocean Gem"

Stand together. Don't let them separate us.

—"Ocean Gem"

So, you two can't get along unless you think I'm going to kill you. Steven, I know you wanted to help them. You wanted to protect them, even from me. They made you feel like you had to take their side. But there are no sides, because we're all on the same team — The Crystal Gems!

—"Secret Team"

Garnet wins.

—"Keep Beach City Weird"

Hello, this is Mom Universe.
Yes, the children are playing swords.
Sorry, playing with swords.
They are bleeding.
Oh no, they are dead.
Don't call again.
Sorry, I panicked.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Fusion is serious magic, not a trick for dinner parties.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

It doesn't matter what you two think, we're doing this for Steven!

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Or gotten mangled in traffic!

—"Fusion Cuisine"

No dinner for 1,000 years.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

All comedy is derived from fear.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Tiny hands. My only weakness.

—"Garnet's Universe"

Rose's plants lived to fight.

—"Watermelon Steven"

Gems, do your thing.

—"Watermelon Steven"

Steven: Sorry I couldn't help much, I think the flowers are making me— *sneezes on Garnet's hip* Sorry, Garnet.
I'll live.

—"Warp Tour"

There's nothing out there, Steven. There hasn't been anything else for a long, long time.

—"Warp Tour"

I should've listened to you. You're a Crystal Gem, too.

—"Warp Tour"

Pearl: Nobody expects you to be able to perform fusion right away, Steven.
Amethyst: Yeah! It's really hard, even for us.
Not for me.

—"Alone Together"

Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you are not one person. You, are an experience! Make sure that you're a good experience. Now GO. HAVE. FUN!

—"Alone Together"

Steven is not just a Gem. There's never been anything or anyone like Steven. We don't know what he needs.

—"The Test"

Steven: Well, danger is my middle name.
That's a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie.

—"Future Vision"

No one can see the future. I can see options and trajectories. Time is like a river that splits into creeks or pools into lakes or careens down waterfalls. I have the map, and I steer the ship.

—"Future Vision"

I see a single potential future where Lars gives you a high five. And two more potential futures where you suffer third-degree burns all over your body.

—"Future Vision"

Lars: Criminy! Are you okay?! That coffee was really hot!
I drink coffee for breakfast.

—"Future Vision"

I took a risk at your expense. There was a chance you'd understand this, and we'd be closer. Steven, I see so many things that can hurt you. I should never have let one of them be me.

—"Future Vision"

There are millions of possibilities for the future, but it's up to you to choose which becomes reality. Please understand. You choose your own future.

—"Future Vision"

*lightning strikes*
Steven: What was that?
Oh, nothing important.

—"Future Vision"

Pearl: Happy New Year, Steven! How's my volume?
It's low.

We can't keep fighting these things forever. Well, we can, but I don't want to.

—"Marble Madness"

Shh - Steven, we're facing an enemy we don't know with technology we don't understand. This isn't the time to be asking questions.

—"Marble Madness"

*picks up a giant battleaxe* Never know when you might need one of these.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Countless gems were broken here. It was a maelstrom of destruction and death.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Amethyst: Oh... of course! THAT'S why he's pink!

It's a little obvious.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Rose kept many things secret, even from us.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Steven: Ugh... well, ah... I was trying to show that Dad really rocks on the guitar, and...
Then there should be rocks falling out of the guitar.

—"Shirt Club"

You MUST learn to help yourself. That's how you become stronger.

—"Shirt Club"

Thank you Greg, we would not have received this message without your help.

—"The Message"

Peridot is coming. And we don't know who or what she'll be coming with. She's a modern Gem, with modern Gem technology that's bound to overpower us. Steven, the truth is, we're scared.

—"Political Power"

Steven, I know you don't think we trust you. I know more often than not we treat you like a human child. But the truth is, we rely on you. Your voice inspires us, binds us, reminds us why we promised to protect the planet. You must now be that voice for them.

—"The Return"

If anything happens, you need to be there to protect them. Like your mother did. It's your destiny.

—"The Return"

It's okay, Steven, I'm never alone.

—"Jail Break"

Steven: Well, did I make a good impression?
Oh, Steven, we already love you.

—"Jail Break"

(To Jasper during "Stronger Than You") But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single!

—"Jail Break"

(To Jasper during "Stronger Than You") If you break us apart we'll just come back newer, and we'll always be twice the Gem that you are!

—"Jail Break"

Yikes. They are really bad for each other.

—"Jail Break"

Season 2

You've got a lot of nerve taking refuge here, of all places! And I don't know what you get from attacking humans in your dead-beat escape pod. And if you think you're safe here, well, I got news for you. You've lost! Now, stay off my planet!

—"Joy Ride"

Pearl: So that would make him Greg's brother... and father?
That would explain a lot.

—"Say Uncle"

Jamie: Wow, how are you able to swim to the bottom of the ocean?
It was easy. I'm a really good swimmer.

—"Love Letters"

Three's a crowd.

—"Love Letters"

Start with a letter "N".

Connie: Huh, okay. What next?

Uh, the letter "O".

—"Love Letters"

I am not, nor will I ever be, interested. Go away!

—"Love Letters"

Love at first sight doesn't exist. Love takes time, and love takes work. At the very least you have to know the other person... And you literally have no idea who or what I am.

—"Love Letters"

You make a very convincing lovesick fool. You convinced these children, you even convinced yourself. You're a fantastic actor.

—"Love Letters"

Amethyst: Look, why don't you just let me look for it?
Because you won't.

—"Reformed"

Don't worry. She'll be back before you know it. Literally.

—"Reformed"

Amethyst: What do you care? My form is my business!
It's my business when it affects the strength of the team!

—"Reformed"

It's perfect.
Amethyst: Eh, whatevs. It's just what feels right.
That's why it's perfect.

—"Reformed"

Garnet, master of comedy.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Back during the war, Pearl took pride in risking her destruction for another. She put Rose Quartz over everything: Over logic, over consequence, over her own life.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Steven: Were we really gonna leave Beach City?

No, I just wanted him to get that camera out of my face.

—"Rising Tides, Crashing Skies"

When two Gems combine, it creates something greater than the sum of their parts. That's why I'm so great.

—"Keeping It Together"

They were forced together...they were forced to fuse...! This is wrong...!

—"Keeping it Together"

What Homeworld did, taking the shards and parts of fallen gems and combining them, these gems weren't asked permission. Fusion is a choice, those gems weren't given a choice. It isn't right; it isn't fusion!

—"Keeping It Together"

You forget you were ever alone. You know, when you fuse, you don't feel like two people, you feel like one being. And your old names might as well be names for your left arm, and your right.

—"Keeping it Together"

I embody my... I mean, Ruby and Sapphire's love. I'll always exist in them, even if I split apart. But the strength of that love keeps me together. So I can stay Garnet for a very long time.

—"Keeping it Together"

First you need a gem at the core of your being. Then you need a body that can turn into light. Then you need a partner you can trust with that light.

Greg: Metaphorically?

Literally.

—"We Need to Talk"

Let me tell you something, Mr. Universe. I think you can do it, but it won't work if you dance like Pearl. You have to dance like you. You have to fuse your way. Get open, get honest, invent yourselves together. That's fusion.

—"We Need to Talk"

She had control when she used her power to drag their fusion into the ocean. But, a fusion like theirs is unstable, bound together by anger and mistrust. If that bond snaps, their anger will take over, and destroy.

—"Chille Tid"

We look awesome.

—"Chille Tid"

No, right now you're a party. A slumber party. Steven, put these gems to bed. Don't stay up too late. There's snacks in the fridge. Bye.

—"Chille Tid"

Chille Tid!

—"Chille Tid"

Last time was a disaster. Last time we fused, Sugilite went berserk. It's because of her that we can't even warp here anymore. I can be brash, you can be reckless, and we can both get carried away. So, for the time being, Sugilite is benched. What we need now is to be careful.

—"Cry for Help"

It's you and me, Pearl. Let's fuse.

—"Cry for Help"

We were awesome!

—"Cry for Help"

You tricked me!

—"Cry for Help"

Greg: Well, I paid for breakfast... And the damage to the booth... Anywho, I think I'm all vacationed out. Ready to call it a day?
Not before we get our free ice.

—"Keystone Motel"

You can't! You lied to me! You need to learn that there are consequences to your actions!

—"Friend Ship"

I'm not as strong as you think. I-I fell apart over this... Ruby and Sapphire were in turmoil over how you deceived me. I came undone. It's not easy being in control... I have weaknesses too. But I choose not to let them consume me. I struggle to stay strong because I know the impact I have on everyone.

—"Friend Ship"

Please understand, Pearl. You have an impact too. There are times when I look up to you for strength. You are your own gem. You control your destiny. Not me, not Rose, not Steven. But you must choose to be strong so we can move forward. So I can trust you again.

—"Friend Ship"

Peridot, your flight's... been cancelled!

—"Friend Ship"

Pearl: It's okay, Steven. Next time...we'll get the rest of her. Right, Garnet?
It's a good step forward.

—"Friend Ship"

Those were just the desperate lies of a Gem who's been caught. You don't need to worry about her anymore.

—"Catch and Release"

Alright no more fighting. Let's just have a civil conversation.
Peridot: As if I'd negotiate with you, filthy war machine!
Okay, let's kick her butt.

—"Catch and Release"

Oh! Steven, there's one more thing I have to mention.

Steven: What is it?

*forms a heart shape with her hands* I love you. Bye!

—"When It Rains"

Welcome to Earth.

—"Back to the Barn"

Alright, I chased away those cows. Let's get to work.

—"Too Far"

Her having free reign of the place made me incredibly uncomfortable.

—"Too Far"

You'll know when I'm joking.

—"Too Far"

I blame the cows.

—"Too Far"

Sapphire knew she would be a casualty, but it did not faze her. She saw her whole life laid out before her, and she had already accepted all of it.

—"The Answer"

Sapphire had known every moment of her life. How it would happen, and when. But because of Ruby's impulsive gesture, she suddenly jumped the track of fate, and everything from that instant on was wrong, and new. She couldn't see, she couldn't move. She was... frozen.

—"The Answer"

There are many reasons to fuse.
Steven: What's the best reason?
That's easy. The best reason to fuse is... love.

—"Fusion (short)"

I was back; I was someone and I didn't know who. But I felt I was getting the hang of my strange new form. ... And then I fell.

—"The Answer"

Ah! Don't hurt her! Don't hurt...me.

—"The Answer"

How I feel? I feel... uh, lost... and scared... and happy. W-why am I so sure that I'd rather be this than everything I was supposed to be, and that I'd rather do this than anything I was supposed to do?

—"The Answer"

Steven: So? What was it? The answer?
...Love.

—"The Answer"

My power means nothing to an infant.

—"Steven's Birthday"

You, listen to me, now. You are talking about things that you do not understand.

—"It Could've Been Great"

It's because you believe in everyone Steven. Like your mother, you seem to have a little more patience then the rest of us. But the truth is, not everyone deserves that patience.

—"Message Received"

There's no time for feeling horrible.

—"Message Received"

You can't just shove someone off of a roof!
Peridot: Why not?
This is a human, he isn't like us. He's fragile and soft!

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Peridot: Explain it to me, fusion! I can at least make sense of your existence if it's for a functional purpose. But you? You're not using your combined size and strength to do anything!
I'm doing something.
Peridot: And what's that?
Stargazing.
Peridot: Eugh. You can do that alone.
Don't want to.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

That's fine! Peridot, I'm proud of you.
Peridot: Why?!
Because you made an effort to understand me.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Season 3

Don't worry Peridot, it's our sworn duty to protect anything that calls this planet home, and that includes clods like you.

—"Hit the Diamond"

Listen up, everyone. I have a plan. Or should I say...we have a plan?

—"Hit the Diamond"

Hahaha...Ha...whoops....

—"Hit the Diamond"

Let's go, Gems! To the nearest warp pad!

—"Super Watermelon Island"

The Earth needs you, Steven. We'll be fine. You can do this. We believe in you.

—"Super Watermelon Island"

And Steven, we love you.

—"Super Watermelon Island"

Lapis spent an unbearable amount of time fused with Jasper. The emotional and physical strain of that type of fusion; I can't imagine. She's gonna need a lot of time to recover.

—"Same Old World"

Ground control to Steven Universe.

—"Steven Floats"

Rose could regulate the speed of her descent.
Amethyst: Yeah, and she could control how fast she fell.
That's what I said.

—"Steven Floats"

Pearl: Why did you agree to this?
I lost a battle of will.

—"Monster Reunion"

It's sort of like if MC Bear-Bear didn't tear the fabric of his arm, but the fabric of his mind.

—"Monster Reunion"

Bismuth: What else is new? Garnet, remember when you and I took on a battalion of Quartz soldiers? We walked out with our stones shining brighter than when we walked in.
As I recall, it was three battalions.

—"Bismuth"

Aw, curses! I can't believe we've been caught, and by none other than Jasper! So cross over it.

—"Back to the Moon"

She had to. The Earth belonged to Pink Diamond. Destroying her was the only way to save the planet. For Amethyst to be herself, for Pearl to be free, for me to be together. For you to exist.

—"Bubbled"

She didn't always do what was best for her. But she always did what was best for Earth.

—"Bubbled"

Season 4

They're cared for in the stasis of the bubble. As long as they're bubbled, they can't hurt anyone, and they won't suffer. It's what Rose wanted.

—"Kindergarten Kid"

Mistakes happen, even when you can see the future.

—"Kindergarten Kid"

I made a sign. Woooop. This side is for the both of you. And this side is for Stevonnie. It's two signs in one. A fusion sign.

—"Mindful Education"

For a fusion to work, there needs to be balance. An imbalance can cause your fusion to lose touch with reality, see things that aren't there, and eventually fall apart. That is to say, if one of you is falling apart, your fusion will as well. To find balance, you must understand your feelings. To understand your feelings, you must see them clearly without running from them.

—"Mindful Education"

Here, in darkness, everything's okay. Listen to the waves, and let them fade away. Here comes a thought.

—"Mindful Education"

Steven: Can I borrow your future vision? I want to help some random stranger I just met.
That seems like an appropriate use of my powers.

—"Future Boy Zoltron"

Try to be home in time for dinner.

—"Future Boy Zoltron"

(To Steven) Gems don't have family. At least, not before we came here. So for the sake of our family, tell us what to do.

—"Gem Harvest"

It's just a box made to look like it's been carefully wrapped.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Rose hasn't shapeshifted, and she isn't trapped. Steven is a fusion. Rose could be trying to un-fuse.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Some of our actions were a bit regrettable.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Because it's not shapeshifting, it's fusion. Steven, I understand Greg is part of you and you don't want to un-fuse in front of him. That would be very rude. But he's not here now. It's just us! You can take a little break. Here, I will too!

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

(To Pearl and Amethyst) This isn't about Rose. From now on, everything has to be about Steven.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

My apologies, Greg. We thought we knew what Steven was, but we didn't.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

We're. Not. Going. Rose never wanted you to see this place.

—"Steven's Dream"

I-I'm scared. I-I-I can't get near her.

—"Steven's Dream"

Ah, shoot, now I've made it more interesting! Steven please, just stay here. For me?

—"Steven's Dream"

Steven, I'm s- I'm sorry! I saw you come here, I saw Blue Diamond on Earth, I saw her see me and find all of us, I couldn't be here with you!

—"Steven's Dream"

We're going to space. We're going to get him back.

—"Steven's Dream"

That's right. Pink Diamond's insidious human zoo.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

During her reign on Earth, Pink Diamond stole humans from their families as trophies of her conquest.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Lapis, Peridot, stay here. You'll have to protect Beach City if something happens while we're gone.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Amethyst: Eww, bones are gross.
You have bones in your bedroom.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

The gravity warp seems to be affecting our bodies.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

The ship seems to be putting out some kind of energy keeping us in this shape.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

I've been waiting to do this all day.

—"That Will Be All"

Steven: Garnet, what did you wish for?
I wished... for another shooting star so that you could make a wish.

—"Room for Ruby"

I don't know about this. She tried to stab you in space.

—"Room for Ruby"

Steven: Okay Garnet, you just drew yourself.
I like me.

—"Are You My Dad?"