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Season 1

We've been waiting for nearly 20 minutes.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Alexandrite: Yes, I hate doctors.
Well, I'm a doctor.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

I knew I should have trusted my bad feelings about this new friend of yours, but I never thought I wouldn't be able to trust my own daughter.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Wow. That was a masterful use of the "because we love you" shutdown. I'm quite partial to the "it's for your own good!" myself.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

I did not know what to make of the two of—excuse me—four of you, but I see that you are responsible parents—uh, caregivers? Guardians.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

You need to get a ride home this instant. (Whispering) Otherwise your father is gonna try to pick you up.

—"Winter Forecast"

Do you have any idea what time it is?!

—"Winter Forecast"

(Connie sneezes) She's sick! (Grabs her by the arm) You're going straight to bed, young lady! (Muttering) That's the last time I let you out during flu season.

—"Winter Forecast"

Why don't you both stay here tonight?
Connie: Wow, Mom. That's... really cool.
It's... just safer that way. We Maheswarans are all about safety.

—"Winter Forecast"

Connie? The Steven Universe boy would like to speak with you. (Under breath) I swear that's not his real name.

—"Marble Madness"

Season 2

There was a really strange case at the hospital today, straight out of a nightmare.

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Do you know how many children I see everyday who've cut their faces off playing with swords?!
Connie: I...
NONE! Because they all have parents who love them, and who don't let them play around with deadly weapons like some kind of gang member!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Alright, I'll be right there. I'll have a talk with your father to calculate just how grounded you are. (Beat) And we're using the abacus!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

(Using stethoscope) Hmm, no heartbeat... Ugh, cheap hospital budgets.

—"Nightmare Hospital"

I don't know what's going on here, but I am going to get to the bottom of it...

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Connie! What has gotten into you? You—No, I never go back on a rule, young lady!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Mother knows best!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

No. No no no no no no. I know my daughter! I know what she's doing every second of the day. All her activities, all her internets, I know she's definitely not some sword fighting hooligan!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Is that how you feel? Are we too controlling?
Connie: ... Maybe.
I just wanted to be a good mother. I- I just wanted to protect you.

—"Nightmare Hospital"

(Sighs) Okay. We'll pull back on the rules, and I'll try to keep an open mind about this, and that, and... him. It scares me that you can't talk to me! I need to know what's happening in your life. I need to step in when you're in over your head. Would you just promise me you'll stop all this lying?

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Season 4

The surgery went wrong, and then I had to cover for Dr. Stromberg, again! My phone died, I suspect one of my patients stole my charger, I'm so sorry Connie.

—"Storm in the Room"

So, he's back from the spa, huh?
Connie: No, I said space!
Huh.

—"Storm in the Room"


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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Lapis Lazuli • Fluorite • Padparadscha• Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia