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"Do or Do Nut" is a song sung by the younger Mr. Smiley in "Joking Victim". It is featured in the Big Donut's training film for new employees. Sadie shows Steven this video before he began his shift at the Big Donut.

Lyrics

Donuts!
At the Big Donut.
They make the world go 'round,
A treat when you are down.
Donuts! (Wow)
At the Big Donut. (Bam)
Dunk them in coffee or tea. (Yeah)
Napkins are always free!
Now if a customer chokes on a donut, (That ain't right)
State law requires that you assist them. (Help them out now)
Take both hands!

Push below the diaphragm!
Get them happy and breathing, as fast as you can. (That's the law)

/time skip/

In the event of a fire,
Don't panic, stay calm.
There is a fire extinguisher,
Against the back wall.

/time skip/

There is a 6 percent sales tax
on edible goods.
'Cause tax exemption
is for non-prepared foods.

/time skip/

... in coffee or tea.
Napkins are always free!
[echo] free - free - free

A Word From The Composer

Demo

"This is the demo for the Big Donut training video song from the most recent episode of Steven Universe, “Joking Victim”. Lyrics by me and Paul Villeco. Music by me, Rebecca Sugar and Jeff Liu.

Now this just the first part of the song. The other verses were separated out so that we could transition between them and make it seem like Steven had been watching the video forever. But the bonus of this demo is you get to hear me get really goofy at the end.

In the actual episode, Mr. Smiley (played by Sinbad) sings this tune. It was one of the highlights of my life to get in the booth and nervously ask a legendary comedian to sing a jingle I wrote about donuts. But he did it and it was great!"

Track Information

  • Lyrics by Ben Levin & Paul Villeco.

Demo

  • Music by Jeff Liu, Rebecca Sugar & Ben Levin.

Trivia

  • The song itself is a tribute to fast-food chain training videos.
    • Most notably those of the hamburger chain Wendy's.
    • The ending of the video appears similar to the ending of the Wendy's "Hot Drinks" training video.
  • The title is a play on Yoda's line from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back: "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."

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