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Season 1

 Oh! That's kinda like my dad. He's a cop. Well... more like a private security guard. So...

—"Bubble Buddies"

 My dad works for a bunch of different beaches, so we're not in the same place long.

—"Bubble Buddies"

 My parents don't let me eat doughnuts. They have trans fats.

—"Bubble Buddies"

 Let me try. *spells out "harpoon gun" on bubble* *Onion gives a thumbs up and runs off* It just made more sense.

—"Bubble Buddies"

 It's NOT okay! You keep saying that but YOU don't know what you're doing! Now we're going to suffocate or starve at the bottom of the ocean and only my parents will notice because no one else cares about me!

—"Bubble Buddies"

 He was incredible!

—"Bubble Buddies"

 That's what happens when you hang out at the beach and don't swim and don't have friends. Y-you look at boats...

—"Bubble Buddies"

 The most exciting thing in my life is tennis practice. Forehand! Backhand! Overhead death strike!

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 Yeah. I just hope it stays faithful to the book.

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 I did not say that.

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 My parents say I'm not allowed to buy snacks at the theater, So, we're not buying anything at the theater.

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 You have a pet lion?!

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 Wow, Steven. Everything in your life is so awesome and magical. The most exciting thing in my life is tennis practice.

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 Is this one of those magic gem places that you've told me about?

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 Man, that's really stuck on good. I guess we'll have to chop it off.

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 Does that means it's worth more than a regular penny?

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

 Is it a magic story?!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

  Connie: Only if you give me the rest of your juice.
Steven: Okay, but it's mostly backwash.
Connie: Good enough.

—"An Indirect Kiss"

  Then you'll be like me, that's not so bad.

—"An Indirect Kiss"

  I think-- there's just-- something wrong with my glasses. My... My eyes. I-I-I can see! I can see without my glasses!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

  What am I going to tell my parents? What am I going to tell my optometrist?!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

 You don't need powers to be here with me.

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Ugh, this show is so good!

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Oh, whatever Steven, let's just focus on getting through the evening

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Steven, let's just hop on a bus and live somewhere else without telling anyone!
Steven: That's a great idea!

—"Fusion Cuisine"

My parents are all about safety.

—"Winter Forecast"

No. Stuff like hooves, bone marrow, collagen... And lots of sugar and corn syrup.

—"Winter Forecast"

Season 2

 Steven! Steven? Are you in trouble? Is something wrong? Did I do something wrong?

—"Full Disclosure"

 Say it to my face! Say you don't wanna be friends anymore! If you can do that— If you can do that, I'll leave you alone. And I'll just go back to having no friends. But I won't believe it until you say it to my face!

—"Full Disclosure"

  Steven, your eye! What happened to you?

—"Full Disclosure"

  I've been worried sick all day, what do you think I'm doing here?

—"Full Disclosure"

  Are you okay? You're the one that's been through everything. The least I could do is just listen.

—"Full Disclosure"

  I want to, Steven. I want to be a part of your universe.

—"Full Disclosure"

That's my theory, anyway.

—"Open Book"

Oh, of course you liked the wedding...You're Steven, you love "schmaltz".

—"Open Book"

How about half the Infinity Fair? ... No, that's still infinity.

—"Open Book"

Oh! Are you an aspiring thespian?

—"Love Letters"

Looks like the postal service has been slacking off...

—"Love Letters"

Your knuckles are so quiet!

—"Love Letters"

You didn't bring more Sea Pals...

—"Love Letters"

Dear Jamie,
You, dear camellia, expectantly await the light of my moon, yet my light is more of a scorching, wilting, dry desert heat, and as your metaphorical surgeon, it is with a heavy heart that I urge you to seek a second opinion. I return your heart to you...
Steven: Also, your hair is nice.
Hair... is... nice.
Yours, but not really, Garnet.

—"Love Letters"

At least it's honest and to the point.

—"Love Letters"

  Run back to your masters, tell them we're not afraid of your kind!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

  I don't know what will happen in the future, but if something dangerous comes along, I don't want to be a burden, I wanna help! I want to be there for Steven, to fight by his side! The Earth is my home too, can't I help protect it?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

  Deep down, I know that I'm just a human but I know that I can draw my sword and fight!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

  With my short existence, I can make a difference. I can be there for him, I can be his knight.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

  I'll do it for him.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

No, Steven. I understand now! Your legacy, your destiny... You are everything! ...And I... I am nothing... But I can do this for you! I can give you my service!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Steven... I'm doing this for you!!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

I need to be able to protect you!!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

I haven't needed glasses for over a year now!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

YES!

—"Nightmare Hospital"
  • spits out juice* Steven! You're 14?!
—"Steven's Birthday"

Okay... that's good. You know, to be honest, I was a little worried before, this might sound silly but, I'm really glad that I'm going to get grow up with you.

—"Steven's Birthday"

Yeah, I just want to be there for Steven. Don't worry Steven, it doesn't matter to me what age it seems like you are, I wanna hang out with you no matter what. Your dad still has his carwash and the gems have to do gem stuff so I'll watch you when they're not around. I can come see you after I'm done training with Pearl too. Doesn't that sound fun?

—"Steven's Birthday"

Oh my gosh. Ooh my gosh... Did he get even smaller? Steven's microscopic! He's reverted back to a zygote! Everyone! Steven is-

—"Steven's Birthday"

Of course it is. I like you just the way you are.

—"Steven's Birthday"

Season 3

I'm thinking mad. I still feel like there's something big I want to say to him, you know? Something to make him think, like we're thinking.

—"Beach City Drift"

Forget Gems, humans are already starting their own demise! Peak oils, Steven! How do we handle terminal decline without alternate energy sources?!

—"Gem Hunt"

Season 4

Oh, my gosh! Forget homework. Let's take it from the top!

—"Buddy's Book"

It's funny, I spent all that time feeling bad instead of doing something. It's like I was trying not to think about it, and that just made it worse. Now that I've got a clear head, we'll do so much better as Stevonnie.

—"Mindful Education"

You have to! You have to be honest about how bad it feels so you can move on. That's how it was for me.

—"Mindful Education"

It's impossible trying to solve problems if we're just trying to copy other people. Oh, what's the point of this? We'll never be the Crystal Gems, we're just... the Crystal Temps. But we have our own way of doing things. So let's go back to that, to fix this mess we made.

—"The New Crystal Gems"

Connie: No! Don't you dare!
Steven: I love you.
Connie: No! Stop! (Aquamarine's Ship blasts off and disappears) Steven!

—"I Am My Mom"


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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Lapis Lazuli • Fluorite • Padparadscha• Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia