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Citchen Calamity is a game the Crystal Gems are playing at the beginning of "The Test".

Appearance

The board has a blue backdrop with the words "CITCHEN CALAMITY" written across it in white print over a black text box. The board is shaped like a Monopoly board, and the squares running down the perimeter are of multiple colors, including dandelion yellow, blue, green, and yellow/blue stripes. The blue backdrop is outlined by a thick, yellow-sea orange frame.

Contents

  • Rectangular Game Board
  • Instructions
  • Various gameplay cards
  • Dice Rolling Blender
  • 2 special kitchen dice

Trivia

  • Although the game is called Citchen Calamity, the initials "KC" can be read on the cards.
  • The gameplay is primarily done through cards, but dice are occasionally used, rolled by a small blender instead of by hand, similar to Yahtzee where you spin the dice in a cup.
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    • These dice are not numbered, but have pictures of various kitchen items, with a sunny-side up egg implied to be of the highest value.
    • Other symbols include a skillet, a fish, utensils, and an X.
  • According to Pearl, the rules are "very complicated".

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