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Season 1[]

Yeah man, living free. I like it.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

Man, that place is a drag.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

It's not rough. The lack of daddy kisses in my life made me who I am.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

I'm above the law.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

Ugh! It's not for campaign stuff, Dad. Steven and I are making art.

—"Shirt Club"

Swag.

—"Shirt Club"

Too simple. We need to get controversial. We need to create—boom—a scene.

—"Shirt Club"

Looks like our shirt has a really good buzz goin'.

—"Shirt Club"

That's what's so great about it. Your work is so naive. You really love your dad. It's funny.

—"Shirt Club"

No way, man. I want a lesson from Guitar Dad!

—"Shirt Club"

Season 2[]

You looked a million miles away, man.

—"Joy Ride"

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You got that much-needed counterpoint to our cynical world view.

—"Joy Ride"

I only wanted to see you laughing... in the pizza rain.

—"Joy Ride"

My dad's gotta say something about everything I do, 'cause I'm the mayor's son. And I'm like, you can't tell me what to do, I'm the mayor's... wait.

—"Joy Ride"

Nah, I like to just experience the moment for what it is sometimes.

—"Joy Ride"

Wow, Dad... What a loser.

—"Historical Friction"

Nice to know great grandpa was a real person with flaws. Gutsy move, Dad.

—"Historical Friction"

Season 3[]

Tell Steven we're more like sleeping tigers.

—"The New Lars"

Lars: Lars is going to be psyched!
Buck is pleased.

—"The New Lars"

Buck is no longer pleased.

—"The New Lars"

Season 4[]

It's... my dad. Some jerks have been messing with his head. It was funny, till he made me bring it here. Can you guys wash it off?

—"The New Crystal Gems"

I want to order... you to come to dinner. Me, Jenny, and Sour Cream are having a potluck. You know, like parents do. Except we'll be doing it. All three of you should come. You should bring some food, because that's what you do at a potluck. It's so funny.

—"The Good Lars"

That Lars is full of surprises. The other day, he did this thing. What was it? *makes gun hands* Bingo, bongo. It was transcendent.

—"The Good Lars"

Season 5[]

♪ Doo-doo ♪ Butt ♪ The government ♪ Corrupts

—"Sadie Killer"

You're not Sadie Miller, you're Sadie Killer.

—"Sadie Killer"

You can’t help being cute as much as I can help being cool.

—“Sadie Killer”

Yo, what if this... was all a dream?

—“Sadie Killer”

Your documentation of our humble beginnings will be important when we become a pop-culture phenomenon.

—"The Big Show"

Greg: And this whole look you guys have going is really fun! Nice wolf man, Buck.
I'm a witch's cat.

—"The Big Show"

And so it begins -- our rise to stardom, followed by the inevitable infighting and creative disagreements that will tear us apart in a beautiful explosion of emotions.

—"The Big Show"

I love enthusiasm.

—"The Big Show"

I don't think you get it Dad, we're going for scary scary, not ha ha scary.

—"Letters to Lars"


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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth • Lapis Lazuli • Larimar
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz • Rainbow Quartz 2.0 • Sunstone

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Emerald • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond • White Diamond • Pink Diamond) • Lapis Lazulis • (Mean Lapis• Nice Lapis) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow PearlPink Pearl) • Quartzes (Cherry Quartz • Holly Blue Agate • Jasper • Hippie Rose Quartz • Shy Rose Quartz • Superfan Rose Quartz) • Spinel • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy) • Zircons (Defending ZirconProsecuting Zircon)

Fusions: Bluebird AzuriteMalachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Fluorite • Padparadscha • Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Quentin Frowney • Mr. Fryman • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Doug Maheswaran • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Kiki Pizza • Kofi Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Shep • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia

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