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Speaker Dialogue
[Episode starts with Steven in his bubble floating through outer space]
(Ringing tone)
(Groaning)
(The Rubies are seen scattered throughout)
Steven The Rubies? Huh? Whoa! (Screaming) Oh, geez! (Falling speed increases drastically) Aaah!
(Steven collides with Ruby (Eyeball))
Ruby (Eyeball) You!
Steven Eyeball! (Gasps)
(Eyeball gains balance and is now standing on top of the bubble)
Steven There goes the Earth...
Ruby (Eyeball) There goes my whole platoon! (Growls) This is a mess! (Starts pacing around the bubble) What'll I say in my report? How will I even make my report? This is a nightmare! (Stops and glares at Steven) And this is all your fault!
Steven Whoa! Hey, no, it's not! You were trying to hurt my friends!
Ruby (Eyeball) But you opened the airlock in the moon base! You sent us flying into space, with no hope of ever returning!
Steven ... Okay, so maybe that was my fault. I'm sorry. There, are you happy?
Ruby (Eyeball) No. You're lucky you're in that bubble, or I'd pop you right in the face.
Steven Well, if you're going to be a grump about it, then we can just float in silence until we both die!
Ruby (Eyeball) (Crosses her arms and is a grump about it) Sounds great!
Steven Fine!
Ruby (Eyeball) I can't wait!
Steven Me, neither!
(The two of them peacefully float through space in silence)
(Steven takes his phone out of his pocket)
Steven What? No signal? Come on, I'm right by a satellite!
(Satellite flies by)
Steven If I don't die out here, first thing I do back on Earth is change my phone plan.
Ruby (Eyeball) (Growls) I shouldn't have ever come back to that dumb planet!
(Flumps down on the bubble)
Ruby (Eyeball) When I heard rumors there might still be Crystal Gems on Earth, I couldn't believe it. A thousand years of fighting were all for nothing! And Rose Quartz might still be alive? She must be! (Rolls on her side) Why else would someone as important as Jasper be back on Earth? For closure, that's why. I wanted it, too. I wanted to see Rose Quartz with my own eye. At the very least, I thought Jasper might have some answers, but... It wasn't even her-- just another trick.
Steven That's what you really wanted? To see Rose Quartz?
Ruby (Eyeball) (Clenches fist) More than anything.
Steven Well, then today's your lucky day.
Ruby (Eyeball) How's that?
Steven I... know where Rose Quartz is.
(Eyeball's interest's been sparked, and she turns around to face Steven)
Ruby (Eyeball) What? Where is she?!
Steven She turned into me.
Ruby (Eyeball) Right. And I have two eyeballs-- which I don't! You expect me to believe anything, don't you? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me four times, you already fooled me, and you can't fool me again.
Steven Look, I can prove it! (Lifts up shirt, revealing his gem and points at it) I have her Rose Quartz gem!
Ruby (Eyeball) That's more of a pinkish-red than a real Rose Quartz reddish-pink.
Steven That's because you're looking at it through my bubble! Hold on... Here, check this out! (Summons shield) Look, I can summon her shield! It's got a rose on it and everything!
Ruby (Eyeball) Who cares about her shield? Her huge sword is what I remember.
Steven Uh, I left that in my lion...
(Steven takes out his phone, and swims up to Eyeball)
(Grunting)
Steven Look. (Shows her a picture of Rose) Tell me you don't see the resemblance. (Puckers lips and strikes a pose)
Ruby (Eyeball) Are you kidding me? You're despicable. We're gonna die out here, and you're just gonna make fun of me until we do! (Sighs) You're even crueler than Rose Quartz...
(Steven looks at the picture with a sad expression)
(Small asteroid ricochets bubble)
(Clonk!)
Steven Uh...
(Another small asteroid ricochets the bubble)
(Clonk!)
Steven (Puts phone away) Uh, Eyeball?
(A large amount of small asteroids hit the bubble)
(Clonk!)
Steven Eyeball?!
Ruby (Eyeball) *Annoyed* That's not my-- (Gasps, and barely dodges the asteroid that was heading right for her)
Ruby (Eyeball) Oh, great! Asteroids incoming! Find cover, soldier! (Ducks and covers head)
Steven I am in cover, you get somewhere safe!
(Eyeball stylishly dodges the asteroids)
(Grunting)
Steven Wow!
Ruby (Eyeball) I think I'm losing my luster..
(Bubble hits a ramp-like asteroid and now they're bouncing off multiple other asteroids)
(Screaming)
Eyeball We're heading right for that big one!
Steven Nooo!! Oh? (Large asteroid is revealed to be ring-shaped, and they smoothly go through it) Oh.
Ruby (Eyeball) (Cautiously climbs up bubble) I'm... alive.
Steven (Sighs) We made it!
(Laughing)
Ruby (Eyeball) (Flexes) I'm unstoppable! Agh! (Gets hit by an asteroid right in the gem)
Steven Eyeball!
(Eyeball loses balance and floats off)
Steven Oh, no! No! I've-- (Stretches side of his bubble into a small tunnel that connects to another bubble surrounding Eyeball) got you! (Grunts as he pulls her bubble towards his, eventually merging them together)
Steven Oh, geez! You okay?
Ruby (Eyeball) (Gasps and pushes Steven away) Get off me!
(Eyeball's body glitches, and she covers her face)
Steven Whoa! What's wrong?
(Eyeball glitches again, uncovers face and looks at Steven with a grumpy face)
Steven Ay-yi-yi! Your gem is cracked!
Ruby (Eyeball) What?! This is just perfect!
Steven Don't worry, I can fix your gem!
Ruby (Eyeball) I'm not falling for any of your-- (Body glitches) tr-i-i-i-i-i-icks! (Eyeball's limbs glitch away, leaving her looking like a cute little angry floating cloud) (Growls in annoyance)
(Glitches into normal form)
Ruby (Eyeball) (Holds tummy) Bleh..
(Steven grabs Eyeballs shoulders)
Ruby (Eyeball) Hmm?
Steven I'm serious, I can help.
Ruby (Eyeball) Fine. I guess I got nothing else to lose.
Steven (Sighs) Thank you.
Steven (Sticks out tongue and starts to slowly approach her gem) Bleeeh... Aaah.
(Eyeball looks uncomfortable)
Steven (Licks her gem, but is shocked by Eyeball gripping his cheeks) Eh?!
Ruby (Eyeball) WHAT was that supposed to be?! What in the cosmos is wrong with...(Crack in gem seals up) you?
Steven (Shakes head) See? It worked!
Ruby (Eyeball) I... I can't believe it! There were rumors back during the war, that Rose Quartz could heal her Crystal Gem soldiers, keeping her small army in contention with the superior forces of Homeworld.
Ruby (Eyeball) Wow! It really is you! Rose Quartz!
Steven See?! That's what I was trying to tell ya!
(Eyeball laughs)
Steven Yup, it's me- the mighty Rose Quartz!
Ruby (Eyeball) (Laughing) And now we're stuck out here, floating aimlessly through outer space! Pff! (Laughs)
Steven How'd we get ourselves into this mess?
(Eyeball continues to laugh)
(Steven starts to laugh along until he starts crying)
Ruby (Eyeball) The mighty Rose Quartz. (Gem shimmers, and pulls out chisel knife)
Steven (Chuckles nervously and looks up at Eyeball) Huh?
Ruby (Eyeball) I never thought I'd get a chance like this. I can't believe you're all mine! (Dashes towards Steven in an attempt to attack him)
(Steven dodges her attack, as well as the other incoming attacks)
(Bubble strecthes)
Steven Why are you attacking me?!
Ruby (Eyeball) Don't act surprised, Rose Quartz! You shattered a Diamond!
Steven Whoa! (Screams)
(They run in circles)
(Eyeball laughs, Steven continues to scream)
Ruby (Eyeball) Ooh, I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna take your gem and bring it back!
Steven What?! No! Please don't take my gem! Wait, what would even happen to me?
(Steven stops to think, and Eyeball bumps into him)
(The Ruby has Steven pinned down, and the chisel knife is floating right above them)
Ruby (Eyeball) (Grabs the chisel knife) Ha!
(Eyeball is about to cut through him)
Steven W-Wait! You don't have to do this!
Ruby (Eyeball) (Laughs) Oh, give it up already! You can't take this away from me! I'm gonna be a legend! I'll go down in history! What will the Diamonds say when they hear that a Ruby defeated Rose Quartz They're gonna give me my own pearl! (Bites the pommel of the knife and laughs)
Steven Wah?! Wait! Please listen! I'm really not my mom! I don't want to hurt you! Just- Just think for a second. We're lost out in space. How are you going to get back to Homeworld alone?
Ruby (Eyeball) I've already made up my mind!
(Shing!)
(Eyeball's about to cut through Steven, when suddenly...)
Ruby (Eyeball) (Gasps) Whoa!
(Steven takes her by the arm, lets down his bubble, and throws her away)
Steven (Summons bubble and takes a deep breath) (Panting) (Sighs)
(Bubble shrinks)
[Time skip-some time later]
(A Roaming Eye appears, and it opens a diamond-shaped entrance and Steven gets pulled in; Steven regains consciousness and is embraced by the Crystal Gems)
♪ If I could ♪
♪ Begin to be ♪
♪ Half of what you think of me ♪
♪ I could do about anything ♪
♪ I could even learn how to love ♪
♪ When I see ♪
♪ The way you act ♪
♪ Wondering when I'm coming back ♪
♪ I could do about anything ♪
♪ I could even learn how to love ♪
♪ Like you ♪
(Steven is sitting in a chair and Garnet stands beside him. Pearl and Amethyst are by one of the Roaming Eye's consoles)
Steven ... How come nobody told me about Pink Diamond?
Garnet We all did what we had to during the war. Everything's different now.
Steven But did mom really do it? Did she really shatter her?
Garnet She had to. The Earth belonged to Pink Diamond. Destroying her was the only way to save the planet. For Amethyst to be herself, for Pearl to be free, for me to be together. For you to exist.
Steven But I thought... A-at least she'd never...
Garnet She didn't always do what was best for her. But she always did what was best for Earth.
Steven Even if it meant shattering someone...
Garnet Yes.
Steven (Sighs) Thanks for telling me.
(The Roaming Eye heads toward Earth)
♪ Love me like you ♪
[Episode ends]
ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' Head
Shorts The Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time