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Season 1

Pearl: Well we heard that too, and since they're your favorite...
We went out and stole a bunch!

—"Gem Glow"

Pearl: Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don't force it.
Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either.

—"Gem Glow"

Listen Steven. All that practice stuff is no fun. *bites donut* Whenever I need to summon my weapon, it just happens.

—"Gem Glow"

Okay, your majesty.

—"Gem Glow"

I mean—You're one of us, Steven. We're not the Crystal Gems without you.

—"Gem Glow"

If Rose were here, this would be so easy.

—"Laser Light Cannon"

I'm just saying—even if she did leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now.

—"Laser Light Cannon"

Great job, Steven! You just saved MOST of Beach City!

—"Laser Light Cannon"

Pearl: Also, I cleaned up your awful, awful mess. You’re welcome.
You did WHAT?! I have a system!

—"Together Breakfast"

You can't outrun me, we both have short legs!

—"Together Breakfast"

Uh, chill it dude.

—"Cat Fingers"

Steven: Can you shapeshift?
Pearl: Well of course...

Well of course I can, I'm perfect! *hits her butt* WOMP! WOMP!

—"Cat Fingers"

Nah, you're too tense. Just relax and feel it. *eats potato chip* Bio-rhythms, yo.

—"Cat Fingers"

Pearl: Amethyst, I blame YOU for this.
Eh, that's fair.

—"Cat Fingers"

Yeah, good job, "Serious Steven".

—"Serious Steven"

Steven: She's just a girl I know, except she doesn't know me. We never talked.
*gasp* You like her!

—"Bubble Buddies"

Pearl: Ugh, you are just so childish!
Yeah, yeah, don't forget: reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed. That's just what makes me so awesome!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

In the ring, nobody can tell me what to do! And if they try, I HIT 'EM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Steven: What's your backstory?
Pumas are cool.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Steven: Amethyst... Am I the cruelest creature on the planet?
Oh Steven, those are just words people use to describe how they feel about you.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Listen, Steven. You can't let anyone make you feel like garbage.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

I only feel how I wanna feel.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

It's not enough that you're on my case all the time, you have to ruin this for me too?

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Pearl: Amethyst, bubble it away.
No, quit being jealous, Pearl. My kill, my keep.

—"Steven's Lion"

Pearl: Why didn't you bubble it earlier?!
Welcome to shrug city, P. *shrugs*

—"Steven's Lion"

I swallowed a rock.

—"Arcade Mania"

I'mma win a airplane!

—"Arcade Mania"

Oh wait, Steven! I just remembered, Garnet had a special mission for you!
Steven: Really?
Yeah, she says, um, you have to slam your face into that bowl of cereal.

—"Arcade Mania"

Ugh, you're no fun anymore. This is why we never form Opal.

—"Giant Woman"

Steven: Guys, guys! What is Opal?
It's the two of us, mashed together.

—"Giant Woman"

Steven: ...tell me more about Opal!
Well, Steven, she's an ultra-powerful, stone cold Betty—that part's me. And she's like, kinda tall—that part's Pearl.

—"Giant Woman"

Maybe you should freak out some more, that's really gonna help us find it.

—"Giant Woman"

So, you wanna try that again? With less hitting me in the face this time?

—"Giant Woman"

Wait, you had candy and you didn't just GIVE it to us?

—"So Many Birthdays"

Boop!

—"So Many Birthdays"

I can fit! Which way to the baby war? EAT TREAD, DIRT BAGS!!!

—"So Many Birthdays"

Pearl: Oh, Steven!
Are you trying to kill him faster?

—"So Many Birthdays"

Garnet: Don't hold back!
I never do!

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

Pearl: Amethyst, go and find it right this second.
Hey, feel free to go look for it yourself.

—"Onion Trade"

Steven: Ugh, stupid Dave Guy. Got no future, your hair cut's gross, you smell bad.
You talking about Pearl?
Steven: No, I'm talking about dumb old Dave Guy. I mean just look at him. Does it look like his life is going anywhere?
Aw, cut him a break. Maybe this is the year he gets his life together. Maybe he'll get a cool internship.

—"Onion Trade"

Don't worry, bud. These kinds of things just happen sometimes. Usually to me.
Garnet: Always to you.
Hey, I'm scrappy. Whaddya want?

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

Pearl: I don't even want to know what happened to you.
I got hit by a airplane!

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

Who needs to go see movies when you've got...MAGIC?!

—"Lion 2: The Movie"

Amethyst: *innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo.
Pearl: Oh, walk it off!

—"Beach Party"

Pearl: Duck!
Man, I don't see any duc— (She finally sees the spear and ducks) Quack!

—"Beach Party"

Ugh, I hate it when you're right. You get this look on your face... *looks at Pearl's face* Yeah, that's the one.

—"Coach Steven"

Yeah! Let's mash it up! Bigger, badder, better! Ahahahaha!

—"Coach Steven"

Shut down by the G-squad!

—"Monster Buddies"

You just got... Garneted!

—"Monster Buddies"

NOOOOOO! MI TORTA!

—"Monster Buddies"

WHOA, MAMA!

—"Monster Buddies"

Steven, why are you getting so worked up? Why~? Do you care about me or something?

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Garnet, do something.

—"Mirror Gem"

Now we're gonna bury you 'til you've learned your lesson!
Steven: Aaah! That's not how grounding works!

—"Ocean Gem"

I love eating! Feels weird.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Uh, speak for yourself. Ha! I love it when mush passes through my body.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Look, Pearl's right, like usual. Ugh! You get used to it.

—"Warp Tour"

Wow! You two look great together! How does it feel Steven? Connie? ... Stevonnie?

—"Alone Together"

We're bad at this.
Pearl: What?!
Yeah. You can't control him, and he shouldn't be taking advice from me, and we don't have Rose to tell us what to do!

—"The Test"

Steven: But I thought Gems were from space?
Pearl and Garnet are, but I was made here on Earth, like you!

—"On the Run"

Pearl: How much did you tell him?
What? You mean about the bad thing? How this bad place is where bad Gems came to grow more bad Gems? Is that what you're talking about?

—"On the Run"

Pearl: Amethyst, he's not ready!
Oh, but don't worry, Steven. Everything's just fine now.
Pearl: Amethyst.
It all worked out. We won!
Pearl: Stop.
And we shut this place down so the Earth would be safe from parasites like me!

—"On the Run"

Admit it. I'm just an embarrassment to you!

—"On the Run"

I'm not gonna let you stand there and remind me of everything I hate about myself!

—"On the Run"

I never asked for it to be this way. I never asked to be made!

—"On the Run"

This is, like, my entire existence! You want to pretend that none of this ever happened! You think I'm just a big mistake!

—"On the Run"

That's the 411, yo.

—"Winter Forecast"

Hey, man, it's cool. I've seen your junk before.

—"Maximum Capacity"

Well, what about me, huh? I had someone who was always there for me until she started hanging out with YOU!

—"Maximum Capacity"

Goop Hug!

—"Marble Madness"

This is great! My room's been needing another pile.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Well, uh... If I told you any more I'd have to KILL YOU!

—"Story for Steven"

I've never started a car with a key before. *turns key and starts car* Ha, that's way easier!

—"The Message"

Season 2

This time let's build a moat. I could be... *shapeshifts her head into a crocodile* THE CROCODILE! Jazz hands.

—"Full Disclosure"

Oh man! I think my favorite round thing was in there!

—"Reformed"

Oh, but I can't focus! All these rocks are different sizes! We'll have to organize them by shape and color! Didn't anyone tell nature how I want it to look!?

—"Reformed"

But I need encouragement Garnet! I need everyone's constant approval! I need to loquaciously converse so I can show off how smart I am.

—"Reformed"

Oh, thoroughly!

—"Reformed"

Lighten up, Garnet... Can't you take a joke?

—"Reformed"

Steven: So... why'd you come back with four legs?
Cuz I like walkin'.

—"Reformed"

RIDICULOUS!?

—"Reformed"

You wanted me to be more like Pearl and now I am!

—"Reformed"

Hey... Y'know I wasn't feeling this at first... But I think I might be comin' around!

—"Reformed"

Yo, Steman! My seams straight?

—"Reformed"

Hey, Garnet! How'd you like to mix it up with this?

—"Reformed"

You wanted me to be stronger! I'm doing it! I'm being what you want!

—"Reformed"

Well what do you want!? Just tell me and I'll do that!

—"Reformed"

Humans should just stop wearing clothes... be a lot funnier.

—"Keeping It Together"

Man, you've changed! You look terrible!

—"Onion Friend"

Check this guy out... *points at Sour Cream* I used to be bigger than him...

—"Onion Friend"

Did you ever hear from old Farty Marty?

—"Onion Friend"

Besides, an Amethyst Vidalia party don't end til' the sun come up.

—"Onion Friend"

*lunging a large rock at Peridot* DESTROY

—"Friend Ship"
  • quietly* Looks like Earth won this battle.
—"Friend Ship"

Hey, uh, this is Amethyst, I don't appreciate being called a clod, you clod...

—"Friend Ship"

If you're trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won't work. Trust me, I've tried.

—"Catch and Release"

Homegirl knows we're gonna beat her into a green pancake.

—"Catch and Release"

Hey, why can't I be a moon boy?

—"It Could've Been Great"

Ahhh, lame.

—"It Could've Been Great"

Can we hurry it up? This place gives me the creeps.

—"It Could've Been Great"

Uhh... thanks?

—"It Could've Been Great"

Great, let's get the heck out of here.

—"It Could've Been Great"

Yeah, this plan stinks.

—"It Could've Been Great"

Aww... Come on P, I'm just tryin'ta lion the mood. *pause* Lion the mood.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Peridot: Do you always use shape-shifting like this?
You mean to be really cool? *shapeshifts into Peridot* Pretty much.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Bawck bawck! I'm a chicken! Ahahaha!

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Season 3

Uh... I'm alive!

—"Super Watermelon Island"

Good job, Melon Head

—"Super Watermelon Island"

Let's ambush them!

—"Hit the Diamond"

Wait, can Steven fly? Yeah, I think I remember that. No no, I'm thinking of Lapis. Hey, Steven! How did you learn how to fly?

—"Steven Floats"

Shorty Squad out.

—"Too Short to Ride"

Per, I'mma be really real with you for a sec. This whole time we've been here, you've just been focusing on what you can't do. Of course you're not having any fun. You think that all you are is who you could be, but we don't hang out with you because of who you could be. We like you.

—"Too Short to Ride"

Sounds to me like you're too in your head. In a fight, you never know what's gonna happen, You just gotta go with it. How can you get ready when you don't even know what you're getting ready for, huh? Yeah, you can't be ready. What you gotta be is loose.

—"Crack the Whip"

Rose said... I'm perfect... the way I am!

—"Crack the Whip"

Oh, good... You didn't need me at all...

—"Crack the Whip"

Pa-mazing.

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

No! I get mad at myself! That's, ugh, the thing I do. I get mad at myself and then it makes me suck at everything I do even more.

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

Hah...I know what's wrong with me. I'm not supposed to be small. And everyone's always acting like there's no problem. You can be anything you want to be. No! I can't. Huh...I can't even be the one thing I'm supposed to be you know?

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

Steven – I can't win. No matter what I do, no matter how hard I work, she came out right, and I came out... wrong...

—"Earthlings"

Us worse Gems stick together, right?

—"Earthlings"

Come here, sis...

—"Earthlings"

Season 4

Pearl, you're a total bad--

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Wait, no! You can start smaller! Talk to a nerd!

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Pearl! You just gave her some Shakesperian spiel about light, then got her number like it was nothing?! Pearl, you're a total rockstar!

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

All right, Rose. We saw that glow. So why are you still a baby? Is it... really fun or something? Garnet. Hold me. All right, I get it. This rules. But it's been so long, like months! That's longer than I was a toilet!

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Steven, you deserve to know the truth. And the truth is... I have no idea what that is, I've never seen it before in my life.

—"Steven's Dream"

You won't believe what I've been through. These Amethysts, they're really, really... great!

—"That Will Be All"

Famethyst for life!

—"That Will Be All"

Whoa! You truthed him so hard, he died!

—"Rocknaldo"

Hey, Dad. I'm back. Blog, blog, blog.

—"Rocknaldo"

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